Slowlycatchymonkey

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For the Spanish contingent on here- Stopped at a garage in Nunney Catch nr Frome to fuel up and saw Cheetos. I thought there must be some kind of mistake, like a label offering a a meal deal but no that is the price for one packet of crisps. I said to the cashier that’s insane. Bet you don’t sell many of those and she said you’d be amazed, we sell quite a lot of them! In what world is this a ‘deal’ ?!!

Brilliant

Hmm you need ‘Pete the Polisher’ to pay a visit. He does polishing and the Polish, win win.

Yer but not one in Swansea Motorcycle dealers are top picks for thieves.

I’m not getting drawn into discussing how fucking marvellous I am but 50’s 50 and at 20 you know the difference between what your mum and other 20 year old women look like!

Prat’s from Swansea, he should have known better.

They are 20 and I’m 50, they’re probably more likely to wonder if it’s Halloween

Yep like Spain which has a higher bike theft rate than the UK. Its another reason why UK insurance is cheaper. In fact almost all European countries have higher vehicle theft rates than the UK due to ease of moving them across borders. Mind you I do choose my accommodation based on the parking. Like going to Brighton I’m staying 20 mins outside at a rural pub because it’s not the sort of place scrotes can be bothered to travel to. I’m careful where I park in large towns, cities and ports. I always select accommodation with parking on booking.com and then view the the place and the parking on google maps street view to look at the area. I’m yet to find somewhere in Glasgow I’d be happy to leave my bike

Take yourself too seriously? Like to pontificate on matters well beyond your knowledge? Enjoy making snap judgements, taking offence and upsetting others? Well Pete knows a perfect place for you

I’ve only seen two episodes but she outclasses the other actors by a country mile.

No I don’t think I will rahahaa

Not likely, lazy buggers were lounging around at home not wanting to do the decorating.

The base layer arrived. It’s really comfortable, super soft and the thin armour is fabric backed. Very pleased, will update after I’ve ridden to Brighton in them.

Watching series three of Only Murders in the Building. It’s utter tripe and I wish I would stop watching it Although this series has Paul Rudd and Meryl Streep in it which bumps it up a bit.

Didn’t want to get paint on my bra

Slipped off the stepladder yesterday while overreaching, stupidly I was trying to avoid moving the ladder, felt my ankle crunch a wee bit, a little sore but reckon I’ll be ok to ride to Brighton on Wednesday. I’m posting this is because I thought you lot would find it amusing that cos I was in the flat on my tod and it was 26 degrees I decided to take my overalls off so when I landed on the floor pulling the roller tray down on me I was only wearing knickers, I’m still finding splashes in unusual places, I look like a Jackson Pollock and before you ask no, no pics!

Dunno probably got tired of trailing round corners at 10 miles an hour on the back of a Harley.

Yer he is a legit rider.

I’m afraid he’s a custom bike hipster dude

Living the dream

How’s the arm and back this morning @boboneleg?