Slowlycatchymonkey

No brits there Pete. Not met a single one. You can tell this shortly after arriving because the Spaniards are still nice to you when you can’t speak the lingo

Still forecast to be warm next week but as that’s the current temp in the flat and the beach will be peachy, it’s looking good

More feckin decorating. Nevermind got up early doors and cooked some nice stuff for breaks, almost looking forward to it.. NOT

Flight back booked for Saturday so hoping you’re right!

Four mins in.. time for a cup of tea

Unless you have some cheap ass chinese aircon read the instructions and you'll see thats exactly what it does. edit - scratch that, give the instructions to your wife

Some free stickers

Probably wise enough to get aircon units long long ago

Best have a cup of tea or ten.

Is that easy to do? Won't the existing fastener holes be in the wrong place for new fasteners?

Yer that's the problem 2 givi bags at the best price I can find them are £204.40 and Motea's 'Bagtec' is £81 The skinflint in me is tempted.

Nice bit in a newsletter (for the UK). Bike thefts are falling, something we can all raise a glass to, down 2.6% on last year in January-May. And the recovery rate is soaring, with nearly 6000 of just over 9200 bikes recovered (though not necessarily in pristine condition).

Probably gave up when he noticed his fans had cotton wool in their ears.

What are you wittering on about.

You have to be profoundly deaf to qualify for that here. Besides doesn't that entail getting on a bus? brrrrr

Whats the name of that cheap German manufacturer that does blatant copies of other products like givi? I think it's mo something? But that could be a total red herring. Edit- found it, it's 'Motea'

Looks super light @boboneleg?

The facts rarely deter you

I look at that side stand and know I'd need a ladder to get on that bike

Ooo wot u seeing wot u seeing doooo tell.

Just got back from Brighton. Brothers new baby (for a 7 week old) is genuinely really cute. Had a good time but knackered so I think no decorating for me this weekend, just a visit to the crown decorating centre to get even MORE paint One new baby. and one delightful baby

People kept saying that to me before I went, I camped near the river at Ben Nevis, there were no midges or mosquitos. Well maybe one or two but no more than down south.

West coast of Scotland nothing else comes close.