Slowlycatchymonkey

Jeezus that’s good my Bandits a thirsty bugger. Unreliable fuel gauge but closer to 150 max before you start wondering how much fuel you really have left!

Thought you might. Harley guys like bike bitches… of any description.

I don’t think there’s an universally understood measure. Bit like when incandescent bulbs lost favour n halogen n led took over and the brightness descriptions were all over the place. If they ever truly get to grips with the force available instantly (and I’m mean feckin instantly) I suspect they’ll eventually redefine the laws accordingly. For example you might only be doing 40 but the time it took to get there could missile style wipe out anything in its path. If you get my meaning.

Much much more.

The more likely outcome. Speed (not the drug, that stuff sucks) is my weakness!

But then a little trip to the dealers for a test ride couldn’t hurt could it

Oooh I wouldn’t put money on that. The politely advertised stats of the Livewire do not match the reality

You’re such a bitch Which of the following sounds promising and which sounds well like something Buck or Six… or Marcel could back.. onto literally- BUSABITCH or HONDABITCH

That’s an earned name, couple of track days down then.. KINGBUSA

So badly I’ve not even looked But I’m gonna be honest the Livewire is feckin awesome on the rip your arms off front so I’m ok (yes only ok ) for now

Much as I like Mahoosivababoosa it’s got to be BUSABEAST

Sssh you’re killing me

And the price tag, he definitely remembered the price tag

I mentioned what you’re getting to Mr Slowly. He wasn’t into bikes when I saw one at a show (he didn’t have a bike licence at the time) and even he remembers the expression on my face at the Hayabusa

Oh and you’re nicked

Yeeeeeeha

You know how to photoshop, copy and paste is only a step away

I’d defo ignore tiny cosmetics for that bike! Not for long mind you, cos I wouldn’t have it long before I was dead or banned

Mahoosivababoosa

Busabeast

Well jelly. Sounds great. Looks great.

Err jus sayin aha I I won, I thought you weren’t a shorty based on an unproven theory that very short men have disproportionately short legs and you do not Glad I’m not wasting time on the internet

Aha there’s nothing like a bit of anecdotal evidence to seal a flimsy ill formed opinion

Are you sure? I don’t think he carries an extra blank reg plate around with him?