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I havnt been this excited since they took my first diaper off...

Fuckmine! More bad news, just went shopping, i bought the last two jars of Hellman's mayo, and they had no bacon! This is not my America

I would never join a club that would have me as a member, i have standards...

Ouch, and CT has some of the highest gas taxes in the lower 48...

I just paid .99cents an American gallon for 87 octane in Connecticut....

Man the West™ has some of the greatest scenery! Suddenly i realize i havnt been out there since the 1980's..not sure why...

Yes? What can i do you for?

Im just glad im not one of them. My head is already full of worthless garbage info i dont want to throw out, seems im a mental horder, and, because this about us, i have a messy desk too...

Are Casuals the short people randy newman was singing about? Honest question

After futher review, it has been determined Draconian Trumped Pandemic in the competition ......

I wasnt quoted in my local paper using that word Pete! Not in the queue for consideration

Wassup!

Hello!

Goes to "Draconian", special runner up, "fucked"

Howdy!

Hi from Connecticut!

Hello!

Brilliant!

Cool chit, my 88 yo old mum loved the pics!

Hello!

oHola Juan! umm sorry! Johnny! at leat i rhym!

hOla from Connecticut!

CHIPS...lol...hollyweird is a foreign country StateSide™.. the best thing on tv ever was the cartoons from the 1930's, pure art

We a'll love home movies too right? My best travel story, my pa was in the air force, he could take his wife and three boys down to the airport, sign up for "Asia" on Space Available...and wait.... A few day later we were in Asia You might not get your first choice of Asia, butt, this is the military, you got Asia of some kind Where he was treated like a God, because if you have 3 sons and no girls in Asia? God like status, having a nice white chick with big boobs as his wife was just icing on the cake. Thats my travel story!

Ugh, dont mention NI, everytime some twat finds out im really an Irish citizen they think i love the fucking communist fucking baby killing IRA... My last name isnt Kennedy is what i say.