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Lose or Loose, i always fuck those two up! Still got her in the basement, going to nail her to a wall in my future man cave as a decoration.

About time!

Well, Moon might be a cunt, butt, it takes one to know one so that makes Buck a cunt too, unless, Moon isnt a cunt, oy, can of worms.....

My best advice @Pedro is between 40 and 60 work your ass off, make as much as you can,save as much as you can, then if you live after 60, you will love life!

IMS just called, 4 to 6 weeks

That was my ride report...im taking care of my 88 year old mother, i dont get 5 minutes to myself anymore...not complainning, this is my mother im talking about. My best ride reports came from 04 to 08, the rest is on you lot.

Rode far enough to find a mermaid and a nuke plant this morning, xtremely humid

No i dont butt, i hear you can see the fuel level, so i want to run as little fuel as possible cause why carry 4 gallons of gas i never use so freaking high up as i do now....when you cant make more HP toss some weight

No Excuse™ for warranty service like that .....Anyone remember when Dirty Bill dumped his motor in front of Suzuki of Canada's corporate offices? Little Guy does...

I took the money i spent on the free jack and ordered This! in the natural colour so i can see the level of fuel. I wonder how i;ll fuck this up...stay tuned

Braking...oh sorry, i thought you said "breaking" and this was going to be about my KLR, nevermind

Well, for one balistic vest's make great chest protectors for crashing, the one i have is for undercover work so it fits well, second off if you carry guns the chances of being shot actually go up...so theres that.... i would like to finish the fight....now the age part rocks because there are ten woman my age for every man....i do like those odds! If you could imagine a day where being bald doesnt matter thats life over 60 if you can make it Pedro!

Broke an axle? @Gnomad? That cant be easy to do!

So far im still the biggest problem these people have

Well, its a weekend, get my ski mask, and gatt, head downtown with a pallet of bricks and go shopping, anyone need a rolex?

Im over 60, how bad can life get after that?

My best guess is good BBQ awaits at the end of their rainbow

PS. more proof no plan survives first contact...hubby gets self imulated, women moves to the villiages in floriduh on a fat payday..finds out the ratio is 10 women her age for every one guy left alive her age...now even bald guys are hot and 9 otherladies and three guys stood on her face to get him...

I peaked in 1962 to be honest, been downhill ever since

Thats by design, the kids are either out of the house or in the basement by now, so the wife gets a big life insurance policy, and a motorcycle for the hubby....

On the bright side you dont have to wear body armor just to go downtown like we have to StateSide™now, nice level 3 and up vest arnt cheap

Do you have bacon? StopNStab was sold out of bacon! Waaaaaaa!

I remember this kid in jr high that said he could ride, so someone lent him a two stroke 250 dirt bike and we stepped back to watch. Yes it was all worth it...

I liked my old sportster for awhile...

I got one, just say you met in prison, and one of you had a sex change, and they have to guess which one...