What a mess Saul, you should be ashamed of that, at least my stuff is in the garage draped over the trackbike and lids in various places with gloves inside.... who keeps all their gear together and in one place?
It's utter madness
What I'd do is get a chainsaw and cut it in half that way you don't have to worry about it, or better still get a road bike and don't worry about all that off road stuff
Do you think they'd smell a rat if we all joined there posted some kind of spam shit and left, im sure a number of us could post shit derogatory enough to lower their ratings and or piss off some of their current members enough to make them flounce.
Call it sabotage from the inside