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So we'd have the monopoly on house prices eh....

It's definitely our part feral little shit

It would be doing the country a service, would give the person responsible a knighthood

We're getting an Indian tonight neither of us can be bothered to cook

So you have about 40 pairs of glasses of different strengths dotted around the house just incase you lose a pair

Honestly that's what I'm like now, I wear glasses full time but I've noticed over the past 5 or 6 months if I'm having to focus on anything close up the I have to look at it without glasses to get it focused. Don't think it's long before it's varifocal time

You mean to funnel the harmful emissions back in to the house from which they came from

What crane boom

Breathing will become illegal soon too, either that or they will heavily tax anyone who does inhale a lung full of smog

Bloody hell.... he was very lucky

Take it he was sent skywards then

Was an explosive blowout?

Do they give you a tent

The woods with group of hairy trail riders where nobody can hear you scream, but they'll buy you breakfast afterwards

That's got to be the most unlucky breakdown, well hopefully it will turn up at the prescribed time and more importantly in the condition you expect it to be in

That's how he tenderised it

We are having a day like that today, went to the metro centre today to get some stuff and get skye out of the house, she had a sleep on the way home, I had a coughing fit which sent me blind for 15-20 seconds again so the wife had to take the wheel till it wore off. Since we have been home the daughter has been watching her cartoons and me and the wife have been dozing on the sofa with just an ear out for incase the daughter wanted us. We are both just so tired today

Well hopefully they will be true to their word

Sounds like a fun idea, we could all reregister make a post saying merry Xmas from your other forum friends then see how long it takes for them to ban us all

So what happened to make it unrideable? Did you have an off or something?

How difficult is it to recover a bloody vehicle..... the useless twats

Well we know what you will be doing for the foreseeable future

No they had done away with my services, not that I minded they were starting to accuse me of witchcraft which they couldnt/wouldn't back up with evidence

Well you didn't tell us that...