Hmm I don't think you know me very well, I have only ever once thrown my leg over one of them boats and that was just for a review by someone who isn't biased as was asked by someone either on here or the other forum.
I vowed thereafter once I'd piloted it down the river and back to its birth that I'd never throw my leg over one as long as I lived and breathed so they will have to keep looking if they think I'll be lured in by arseless chaps and a gay patch on my back