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So you didn't fancy dipping your toes in it? Looks very peaceful there

How long is the snow now forecast for? I hope it doesn't get too bad but it sure looks nice at the moment there

Haha well im sure it would have been some good cake

You should have offered her to walk when you got in the middle of nowhere or buck her ideas up and start being a human being

Hmmm sounds like a trade secret... Have heard its bull shark testosterone though

How could you tell everyone I told you in the strictest confidence.... Though I only got them after reading about you're personal reviews

Put some Barry white on so I know its you though Oh and hang a red light above the door

Make it chocolate and I'll be right over

I hope she is actually on the flight mate, for the sake of the boys. Either that or that she's put the boys on the flight and stayed in Poland herself

At 9am today it was 0⁰c .....thankfully it wasn't blowing a gale like it has been over the last few day so it didn't feel all that cold but still.....

Honestly it was the only thing my dad had in the garage that was in any way suitable for the job so yeah it got cut to size and bent to shape and screwed on, did the job very well too

The ones I used when I was a courier did, I had to improvise with some carpet divider lever guards to make them rigid enough not to interfere with the levers

We all know I'd win bike of the year ..... Done deal

I reckon he's strung us all along and he's got an electric scooter

I have many hidden talents

I've tried but she's uninterested in learning new skills so it's a pointless exercise trying

Haha yeah it should sorry @Slowlycatchymonkey for hijacking your thread

Sleep seemed to evade me too for much of the night, I decided to go to bed at 11.30 but the wife was asleep already and doing her best impression of a diesel locomotive on a cold start and even though I tried to get her to stop and decided after an hour that I'd be able to get some sleep on the sofa....erm no its extremely uncomfortable so I ended up going back to bed at around 3am then she had the audacity to say I was getting up with the daughter after 2 hours kip so tonight I'll be giving her a taste of her own medicine, I think a skinful is in order tonight to make sure I snore nice and loud and I think I'll go to bed qbit before her, give her bugger all sleep and then expect her to get up still, oh and when she says anything about it say the exact same thing she said this morning! If women want equality then they can take all the shit blokes take and not moan about it. My Mrs bangs on about it alot yet when I say to her about putting anything up around the house it's but l don't know how to do it or gardening thats something she doesn't do or servicing our vehicles she can't do that either. Yet she says about cleaning and laundry.....when I say I can't do that she scoffs saying its not difficult to help So what women really want is part time equality to suit the needs of the woman in question Oh and the other one is she seems to have become very work shy saying when skye goes to child care she won't be able to get a part time job because there won't be enough time, so I guess I'm not expected to be the sole bread winner but only in a job that suits her,I.e I can't stay away from home overnight.... Anyway rant over its just a fucking liberty

I know I just couldn't resist abit of innuendo

Does she sit in her enclosure flinging shit at anyone who passes by?

And where you said you're tight arse struck again

Is that in you're circle of friends? That's the first time I've heard that one