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Vamana Gupta

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  1. Don't listen to buck...whole lot better bike than a Harley...parts are getting scarce to find thoe.and expensive..
  2. Ooooh and little growchie are we... ..cause I have two legs to grovelle around with my little pirate...
  3. Well its burn some rubber time..
  4. Your Facebook.? Yes most definitely ...all for the purpose of knowing your enemy...lol. Oh shit don't know if i should mention this here...but I pissed my pants when I arrived at the dealership...must have drank like a liter of water on the way up...had this wicket urge to go..should have pulled off on the side of the highway but didn't...when I got there some Fat bastard was taking his legure time in there...anyway I was stepping sideways in agony....he finally came out...anyway I couldn't pull it. Out in time to reach the urinal...spray my hands and left this piss stain in my jeans...fortunately my T shirt was long enough to hide everything...lol.
  5. You know if you had a vigina we could have been lovers ..stick a paper bag over your face...what the hell...ive probably banged worse.
  6. All done now...on the ground...what more can you ask for...a professional step by step tire install on a challenger and a little story mixed in.... I have to tell you a secret...I know some have missed my presence here ...ive even pull Busabeast out of the bushes...and Buck begs me for a week to return back...most of all ...he's the one who missed me more...lol.
  7. Well maybe if I stopped yaping with you..I'd be done already num-skull...
  8. Anyway with my super power of observation...don't think her condition is drug related...cause the first thing they ask from experience is cigarettes...most likely some kind of mental illness ...un- treated... She didn't smoke...
  9. Well enough messing with you idiots...got to finish the tire install...now.
  10. My butt dyno beleive its about 140 now...with the mods I did...
  11. Seriously don't think she will reach that town before night fall...or anyone giving her a ride looking like that...she spoke English by the way...bears with cubs are really dangerous this time of year...
  12. Your just gonna end up making a mess...trying to weld the thing with plastic rods and a heat gun.....get yourself a proper welding kit you cheap bastard...melt in the clips..fiberglass the thing afterwards and finish it with finishing puty ...num skull...
  13. Hollycrappers...your all white and your 40 years old...what the hell !!
  14. Give me break...im not working for the devil..beside I had to run down and pick up my lemon
  15. Ok I might have exaggerated by a few pounds....
  16. Anyhow I'm regretting not giving that transient a ride to the next town....poor thing started crying when I gave her the 20 dallor bill...nothing but moose infested, bears , and coyotes the size of German shepherds for the next 70 km...
  17. You need clips for structural strength...trust me...I know what I'm talking about...
  18. Spoke to a few of my friends running them...and they all said...shit traction in the rain...
  19. Well made it back with the truck...without any mechanical failure...lol. Oh gonna tell you a little story , we get at odd times ...transient vagrant passing through the town on rare occasions during the summer...been a week been noticing this one..when going to the coffee morning hours...ripped up clothes dirty has hell.with a winter coat and a hoodie in this 30c plus weather....on my way to get my truck...this transient was walking on the side of the highway...walking in the same direction I was going...I almost stopped and offered it a ride..but the traffic was to heavy and im not in the habit of picking up hobos... On the way back...that same person was sitting down next to the white line...mixing bottles of water or something...I pulled over and ask..French or English..turns out it was a elderly women..maybe 50 or so...I gave her 20 dallors and a bottle of water...told her its for food ..not drugs...pour things she's was actually about 70 km from the nearest next town...
  20. Well better than those comanders 3...shit in the rain..with a 130hp on tap and a woping 300 pounds of torque this thing needs a performance tire...
  21. I wouldn't risk it...with a heavy Spanish accent...your liable to be trown into that swamp infested with bugs and alligators ...Alligator Alketraze....
  22. Well good news...my truck is ready to be picked up...1 hour to get there now...hopefully the engine won't explode on the return ride..lol
  23. Good idea...cause I'd have you running around in circles till your brain would explode ...
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