Vamana Gupta

Your just jalapeño of not owning the greatest adventure bike ever created by man...

Cunt...lol.

Yes I know...Buckster has had a serious crush on me for years...bet he's copies every pictures and wank to them every night...

My left hand ?

Seriously...been using brake clean has a hand wash..?

My mind is working overtime at the moment....got to smoke a joint and clam my brain...

You know I can't help myself...it's wired into my brain...lol.

Clock ticking.....

When is the voting starting...we should make and exception this month....cause of circumstances...and start it today...?

Some cunt moved it into the gibberish thread...got my results from my CT scan this morning...lol.

Have a look in the day thread...lol.

No that was only thing major...anyway I keep saying this over and over in my head...they don't make bikes like this anymore...

Cracked the frame....thank God I had bought the extended warranty...

Anyway there's no ordinary world where cancer will get the better of me...when I go....think you all have figured out wich bike Im taking with me....this 220 plus kph monster is coming with me... DAM RIGHT !!!

Has for stuff that I had to replace... Fork seals....bearing goose neck...3 water pump seals...think 3 fuel pumps...radiator hoses..front brakes disk....countless tires and chains combo..1 slave cylinder... think I rebuilt the rear master brake cylinder one time... The frame was replaced in the winter of 08 I think...think it was partly my fault...to many wheelies. The rear disk need to be replaced now.... You probably won't beleive me...but its still running on the original wheel bearings...and they are still perfectly fine....I layed it down twice...without damaging anything...one time wyll crossing a river...and the other time in muck...was barely moving so I was able to let it down gently...

I smoked many years with a fag in my mouth has I worked on cars...with greasy dirty hands...the cigarette was black half of the time...gave up smoking wyll I worked... 10 years ago or so....

Do you think this thread should be moved to the gibberish thread. ?

Im just wondering when I leave this earth for my great journey to Val Hala ...will you make a tribute thread about me...?

Ah fuck off...im going to get me some smokes....lol.

Ok im going to tell you in... Within 7 days.....lol.

And your gonna be stuck with me for other.....at the most...

It looks like my clock will run out in about.....