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13 minutes ago, Otto von Jizzmark said:

I was hunting for something on an old memory stick this afternoon and came across this photo of the Electra Glide I hired in California about 8 years ago. It was taken somewhere along Highway 1 on my pilgrimage from San Francisco to the MusicMan factory in San Luis Obispo, whose basses (among others) I’ve played for donkey’s years.

I stopped off at Monterey (still my favourite aquarium) and Big Sur on the way down, and then stopped in Carmel-by-the-Sea for a brew on my way back. The only thing I really remember about the place was that the second I found a nice quiet corner by a window to sit and drink my tea some vapid airhead plonked herself down in front of me and proceeded to tell me all about the meditation retreat she had just been on and – quelle surprise - her beautiful relationship with Jesus.

I sipped my tea and nodded in mock interest whilst thinking big thoughts, like how many tigers it would take to overpower a tiger shark, before finally deciding that the time had come to unleash my patented dingbat repellent.

She asked me how long I had been married, and I said that we’d been together for 20 years. She said “Oh my! I hope someday I meet someone I can spend that long with. She must have a real special energy – a magical aura that drew you into her orbit and totally captivated you.”

“Yeah, I guess” I said. “I think it was mostly her tits and arse, though...”

Twenty seconds later it was as if she had never been there. Job done. 

5 hours ago, YamaHead said:

Some folks would call this a Butchered Classic....

beautiful 

1 hour ago, Saul said:

She's on blob, always charming then.  

31 minutes ago, XTreme said:

They thought you were me 

21 hours ago, boboneleg said:

I wonder if they make a trailer attachment

20k... fuck off Triumph

10 hours ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

Out for a little run after work...

 

Gay

32 minutes ago, XTreme said:

You might be too late for the St Georges Day riots Bob!

You English really know how to celebrate special occasions!

thats whats called two tier policing...

 shouting for jihad , climbing all over statues , blatant racism towards jews on Londons streets every weekend for months , you wont see police going in like that with horses and batons.. 

21 minutes ago, Sofia said:

Very true Six, a few astral energies have been gathering around me the last 5 weeks and the fuse is not short, it's given up and blown!!! 

When I say astral energies I actually mean extraordinarily brainless people!!! 

 

Thanks for asking, you are a sweet heart, but beter stay well clear! 

18 minutes ago, Sofia said:

Is it a ferry or a tanker?!

Think that’s Fred’s mrs Sophia 

1 minute ago, busabeast said:

The boys first shopping trip to tesco.

His sister is infatuated with him, never wanting to leave his side and always the 1st to want to help feed or change him.

He's also gluttonous, he's now drinking his milk like it's going out of fashion 

is he drinking milk from the tit ?

36 minutes ago, Clive said:

 

im up your way in a few weeks .. i think me and your mrs need introducing.

32 minutes ago, Clive said:

Walking ain't a problem for me, I do walk to the local shops rather than jump in the car .........meanwhile the wife after 50 yards?

 

phoooaaaar... is that your mrs..

36 minutes ago, Buckster said:

Something he avoids by the use of rohypnol usually.

amateur ... they wake up eventually with that.

3 minutes ago, Buckster said:

The single cylinder gives a lot of engine braking and the back wheel unloads quickly under braking, personally on the road I never used to use the rear brake on my big singles.

yeh, i never think how im braking , must be habit of touching rear first . dont think the tyre helps

not blaming brexit for the straw ?

does not take much for back wheel to lock when braking on tarmac ... no abs or nobbly tyre or both... @boboneleg @Sir Fallsalot

20 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Look who's talking!

I think this is the first time you've been out this year!

And by the way......where did you hide the van?

no van was involved in todays outing

enjoy

1 minute ago, Saul said:

Nah he wants a warranty  

the miles he does  nothing will go wrong .... apart from a flat battery 

14 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Lifts the wheel off the throttle in first?

it did do... you want one dont you 

This is the style …

6 hours ago, Nute said:

I have had an electrical fault on my car for months, actually it’s probably a couple of years now, the rev counter only works intermittently. To get it to work correctly I need to turn some lights on, any lights, doesn’t matter which, switch them on and it starts working. It even goes on/off in time with the indicators. 
I keep meaning to get to it to trace the issue but can’t be arsed to pull the dash off. Today might be the day

what car is it a ford?

Spotted in Asda.... Veggie Kray

i would call these Chop shop motorcycles... one off's.

bet the tank in his avy is in reverse