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I've discovered that the best way to scare off the little bastards begging for sweets is to answer the door naked... oh, there's some more arrived... disguised as policemen this time...

Add some Dr. Pulley variator sliders for better acceleration, or go the whole hog and install a J Costa variator. Twist and go gear changing is so last century!

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25…”

It’s okay, the scooter came with a big tub of Vaseline.

Now then………not a bad idea. A mate if mine in the UK told me to be careful I didn’t catch my skirt in the back wheel so you may be onto something there @Buckster

Collected the scooter and took it for a spin. Stopped by my mates place en route for a brew…………it’s addictive this twist and go lark Already been scouring the usual places for unnecessary bling and I can confirm it’s mostly chavtastic. Bring it on!

I'm sure you know what you're doing, but wouldn't it better to heat from the bottom than from the top of the room?

Too much bike for a midget faggot like you anyway.

That Benelli almost looks like a beemer, in the same way that faggot from Canada almost looks like a man.

I'm sure that will be fine given that there is no combustible material like wood anywhere near it.

Sounds like your mates are looking out for you.

black in the back..

The Scooter Brigade continues to grow.... this oughta make @boboneleg a bit happier....

We already have a Dick...Richard aka busa...