Sofia

Today I made the cakes ( yes, 2 different ones) more drunk, and being a vet I have the right tools to get the booze right in the middle!! 

One of the  Christmas cakes im making this year, now wrapped up and getting more and more drunk every week till it gets the decorative cover before the big day! 

23 hours ago, Tango said:

Well, you have excellent taste in bikes and cars!

There is yet another vehicle to show you... its been in my life since 2007, althought I hadn't seen it for 4 years and thought I never would, but the Gods of cars decided to give me a chance to get it again. As happy as I am to keep it, importing it to Portugal from Germany means I am, effectively, paying for it all over again... it will cost over 5000 euros to legalize it, which was exactly my half when in 2007 I bought it half ways with my ex husband... 

Anyway, I do indeed have too many toys, only short of an off road bike and a vibrator! The 1st I can't afford, the 2nd I don't need!! 

14 minutes ago, Six30 said:

You can’t have done many miles in it , they normally spend more time at the mechanics than on the  road 

Not mine, its been very good. It has 140.000 kms

9 hours ago, boboneleg said:

I don't want to sound pedantic Sofia but Clarkson is spelt with a 'C'  , as in C*nt  

You are right... sorry, yesterday I had a seriously tiered head!! I like Clarkson. 

9 hours ago, boboneleg said:

Sofia, I think you're going to have to tell us about the Fiat Barchetta I can see in the background.  Was it yours ?

Was??? Still is!!! Turned 20 this year, I have had almost from new. We have been together for that long!! Best car in the World!! 

Got this from customer.  Really needed it too!! 

3 hours ago, Pedro said:

Can’t see what good screaming would do, but whatever gets you pumped up!

Top Gear, JK! Power fixes everything!!

7 hours ago, Pedro said:

They just make sense when you want to get from town to town, I don’t know. I use google maps like I would a paper map with a lot of definition, but if you want a safer way buy Chris Scott’s book, I looked over it the other way and some of the routes he recommends are roads that just make sense if you look at the Michelin map and choose the less fast and more twisty scenic roads.

This is so you!

8 hours ago, XTreme said:

I was thinking whether it might be an idea to skip BOTM in December.....and do a BOTY (Bike of the Year) instead?

This would be comprised of all the winning entries throughout 2022 to get an overall winner.

That bike would then be on the front page throughout January!

As always I'll do with what the majority says!

You've got 2 days to decide!

December is a month like any other and down here we will have great photos! December deserves the same as all the other Months! 

1 hour ago, XTreme said:

Nice pussy Sofia!

Found inside engine bay of a VW T4, came all the way from Lisbon in there... 50 kms 

All in all, was super good. 1 life gone, hey-ho!! 

To warm the heart! 

20 hours ago, Six30 said:

I call this photo “ lost in France “ I had no clue where the fuck I  was….

but the point of this photo is , no panniers , no top box and yes no van , just the rucksack on my back for a week away … 

this is the style …. Hardcore .

 

Yes, definitely Belgium, road signs prove it!

17 hours ago, busabeast said:

And by looks of it no bike either  ......though it could be in the back of the vw left of shot.....

Judging by the number plate of the car you were in Belgium...  more lost then you though!! 

On 14/11/2022 at 12:34, Clive said:

I have one buddy who is into the 2 wheeled scene,  but he only ever had scooters.  

Perfect! You have one too!! 

On 13/11/2022 at 23:11, Buckster said:

Loads of tossers as well.

Always there to balance things out... you ll make a good MoD!

Am I too late to nominate?? I lost track... sorry. I nominate @Pedro

12 hours ago, Pedro said:

Stands for Tour Pack

 

clueless, can’t even copy properly…

To the point as usual

21 hours ago, Pedro said:

Not with that fat front tire it’s not

 

 

that bike needs a set of nice Akront wheels and some dirt track tires to look nice. 
They should name it the Hipster Fantasy, because it’s what it is, once you plate it, put blinkers and mirrors on it’ll look like another pretender bike with 9,5cm suspension travel with a too fat front tire.

Hipsters! ….

So you like it then !?

In its element! Love this picture 

39 minutes ago, Six30 said:

are you sitting down.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's the Kate Moss of bikes, must be pricey

On 06/11/2022 at 18:51, Six30 said:

 use Gay when its deserved , but come on its a thing of beauty

It is

On 06/11/2022 at 20:29, Sir Fallsalot said:

Not much of a report too knackered the ride today was good fun plenty of muck and water to play in, @XTreme look away now

There were a few volunteers for the madness today 

Had to do a bit of manhandling on one lane as there was a tree down

This lane pretty much sums up the day. That was a mix of mud cow shit and piss it stank the whole lane was almost un-rideable due to the cattle tramping everywhere and mashing it up

Look no friend to help Freddy boy bastards that was hard work LOL

Once i got my bike out I helped out by documenting the others LOL

A nice river crossing to wash the crap off before adding more crap

 

 

Bloody hell!!  Nightmare 

What's a MoD?  The only thing I know by that name involves Armed Forces!! Which, to be fair, I'm very keen on