Sir Fallsalot

No at least i don't think so shes gone to look at churches and other stuff with a couple of her friends and she can't take a photo to save her life lol

Had no choice was the problem i don't care if the road is opened back up or not that's the last time i'm going there

It was raining today so i decided to check on the new lane we got opened as the locals have been kicking off and there would be nobody about, The TRF were clearing it last Thursday so i thought i'd ride down it and then back up not to rub the locals noses in it at the bottom. Going down was hard going mainly because i didn't have the confidence to just let the bike go over the slippery rocks When i got to the bottom i decided fuck going back up as going down had worn me out and proceeded to the exit but found the locals have got the council to put the barrier back up and it was locked. I had no option but to go back up surprisingly the bike found loads of grip on what was the slippery rocks coming down and it was only my poor fitness that was holding me back. I had to stop here for a rest from there up it started getting hard And stopped here for my second heard attack i think i lost my soul in that washout After i got out i decided to head home i was going to be out for a few more hours but i was fucked, i think i really need to do something about my fitness or lack of it

The wife sent me a message saying when she was driving to Bristol this morning one of the motorway information signs said SUCK MY BIG FAT COCK I think it's someones last day

Oddly enough my wife is in Germany this weekend.

Too late

But i have here's my proof

Weather looks shit here but i might be

Upstairs or down lol

It was fucking sympathy vote from me i just wanted you to know that, i don't want you thinking we are friends or anything now.

Been on here before but i like it

yes i can imagine her pinned down helpless and then @Six30 pulls up in his van much worse

Please do

Oo Pete's running away with it, you do know if he wins he'll open up his gash with excitement and be back in hospital where we can then look forward to another 7 weeks of moaning and gash photos

Poor girl easy to get caught off guard in strong winds. I walked away from the computer with the volume up and had to come running back in thought Saul had put up some dodgy link to a porn site half way through LOL .

Road kill is better if you pick the gravel out of it.

Do you mean Yorkie lol

I know where your coming from as much as i hate football, when i was growing up it was a mans sport, not being sexist here but whatever men had going on women had to get involved and spoil it for them, Try and do it the other way around and no its for women only. Look at Golf even its name says its for men only. Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden.

Don't matter you got out Clive you can tolerate the routine for the next couple of months now

Is it petrol or Diesel @Marcel we have some bloody big diesel ones here almost as big as a car, i think they are Artic Cats though

I was looking on google street view of Serra da Freita and went for an office chair ride along this road not sure if it's just a path though https://www.google.com/maps/@40.8684352,-8.2632122,3a,75y,181.11h,82.52t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sDu9HvWKVanNn_jjD4bUc2Q!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?entry=ttu

That's when i sold it. It was sat up my old mans under a cover for years as i didn't have room here back then. I eventually got it down here and got it ready for an MOT when someone randomly knocked my door and said i hear you have a bike for sale, i only told the guy where i go for the MOT's i was thinking of selling once it had an MOT, The fucker knocking my door caught me off guard, unprepared,tight for space and skint so the ideal situation for him not so much for me sold it to him for £300, the chrome plating i had done cost me twice that. I'd like to have it back and then i wouldn't if you know what i mean.

Use this in that situation

Talking of that shouldn't you be getting your last ten cups of tee down you ready to meet Skippy