Sir Fallsalot

WTF fuck are you going to do with three socks or did you buy a present for Bob as well

How can he call him a cunt that's just wrong cunts are useful

I'll use this one this month got a few of the XR but its the same old shit with that

I just remembered i don't have the standard carb on it now

That's what it is i didn't want to mention it i thought it was bed fluff

That's why he's still got the brush it's full of what he used to call hair

You posh twat. mine came in kit form, i bought it from some guy all in cardboard boxes and had to build it myself the only thing new was the seat which he said cost £300 which is less than what i paid him for the whole bike

And my dominator doesn't have the carb heater on it

I had a CB750F1 sold it for £350

Good old Honda my oldest bike is 1993

No this guy never done the internet, dial up connection was probably too fast for him

Everything i got does about 50mpg the new Africa Twin is probably the best averaging around 55mpg. when i was running it in i did average 70mpg once but it was the most boring ride of my life When i had the 2 gallon tank on my 650 it used to hit reserve about 70 miles which works out about 40mpg and this was very consistent until i went for a ride with an old friend of mine, god he was slow you needed a time lapse camera to see him moving, i couldn't get the 650 into top gear most of the time, that day was the one and only time i got 110 miles to reserve about 60mpg. I haven't checked the MPG since fitting the flatslide carb a few years ago

Its the Chinese way their too short to reach the top of the tank like normal people

Now you put it like that i feel bad what i meant was i would take any shit, I've seen a photo of you your a dish so i cant see your fella giving you up any time soon so no free bike for me, trying to redeem myself here

If your relationship with the other half is ever on the rocks give me a shout i'd put up with any shit for a free bike

You lazy bastard

Their not gay are they

Well if you see us your welcome to join us for a bit to show them how its done

Will you be on your own

We'll be passing Usk res probably mid morning. we will be a group of four Honda's a yellow DRZ and i think one of them orange things I'll keep an eye out for you as well

I'll be up front so wont be seeing much action, hopefully the tail ender will have his go pro on

Another ride out with the TRF tomorrow i'm dragging 5 unsuspecting victims around the Llandovery area

What do you expect you fuckers are stopping the mongs from going to Spain so they are holidaying locally and spreading it here instead

What bike will you be taking

That's my thoughts on it although there is an exception in my view and that's the one bike to do it all on scenario, where you can only afford or got room for one bike therefore you buy a bike aimed at what you do most like touring and then make do on what you use it least for. What i cant get my head around is buying a big adventure bike to ride tough technical terrain all the time. The CRF Facebook group is full of that type and they think you bought the wrong bike if you don't go off road with it and they are the vast minority the majority use it for road riding