Renegade

Shit happens ! Get well soon mate.

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.

She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.

The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.

Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.

The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'

'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.

The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'

'I remember that, too' she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."

Yesterday I thought It’s a nice day so I’ll take the bike out , whilst out I got in a race with a Harley Davidson , at first on the flat straight roads I had the upper hand and could stay in front quite comfortably then we hit the down hill straight and that’s when he over took me and took quite a lead , I thought I’d never catch up but when it came to the twisty uphill roads I was really on his tail , I had to pedal like mad but I managed to get back in front

1 hour ago, XTreme said:

He's playing cricket?

He's been stumped.

ZRX: 0-60 mph in 2.65 sec

Happy birthday boy  

1 hour ago, busabeast said:

That's great news mate, how's he settled in at home? 

He's settling in great, we only see him when he goes to my son and daughter in laws house. he was a month old yesterday.

4 hours ago, busabeast said:

That's great Phil how old is the newborn now?

He's nearly a month old now

3 minutes ago, Pedro said:

Cool kids, Phil, no doubt. Better make them members too!

Love the little dude on the KTM!

That was Bobonelegs bike , he is now 18 so should be getting his own bike soon.

More younger members

Congratulations busabeast

Opposite Chepstow race course today

2 hours ago, Saul said:

Yeah I think it is a horse culture thing, everything in the horses crowd has to be matchy matchy.  

Her trainers don't match the rest of her kit though.

7 hours ago, XTreme said:

Bit of a flashback to 50 years ago this morning.....Flipping my arse from side to side to warm it up for the boys later.

14 hours ago, busabeast said:

This island has been a sad place since 1940 and our finest hour

21 minutes ago, Renegade said:

oooops

Can you all see it now ? >>> Dell getting helped

3 minutes ago, Marcel said:

What ever happened to Dell...is he still around  ?

Yes

2 hours ago, XTreme said:

No.......they'd get the same experience Dell got!

What you say @Renegade?

oooops