Buckster

I saw a mammoth this morning.

That was the last time you got a bird.

Watch out @Saul, scooter queer is calling you “mate”.

I always thought that guy talked sense.

Pretty sure when this came out the motoring world all said that it would be the perfect car if it had four wheel drive and 350hp, so it clearly makes sense.

What happens in abandoned motels in Spain stays in abandoned motels in Spain?

Listen up folks, @Marcel is going to be taking a break from the site while they take care of some personal stuff, some of you may have noticed a change of pronouns on the profile, I can’t confirm or deny if this is something to do with it but there may well be a name change when they return.

I have a new bed coming this week, I have been sleeping diagonally for the last 8 years.

It’s an icon.

Made of cheese.