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Read about it....Franco asked Hitler to bomb a town in Spain.

Well you haven't been on the bikes since last October so there was no need to switch them.

Lawrence Okolie on tonight @Six30

You read about Guernica?

So when are you and Mr Slowly venturing up this way then? Your accommodation is waiting! What you reckon @Skippy?

@Slowlycatchymonkey......you may not know why Spain is an hour ahead of Britain! "It was 1940 and World War II was raging. Nazi Germany occupied Norway, Holland, Belgium, then France. Fascist Italy had already joined with Adolf Hitler. The Fuhrer wanted Spain's support next. So on Oct. 23, 1940, Hitler took a train to the Spanish border to woo Spain's Fascist dictator, Francisco Franco. But Spain was in ruins from its own Civil War in the late 1930s, and Franco didn't have much to offer. He stayed neutral, but switched Spain's clocks ahead one hour, to be in line with Nazi Germany. Ever since, even though Spain is geographically in line with Britain, Portugal and Morocco — its clocks are on the same time zone as countries as far east as Poland and Hungary. Now, more than seven decades later, the Spanish government is weighing whether to change them back."

Just put the clocks forward on the bike and the car after looking at YouTube tutorials. Yes.....we've had the car 5 years and I still need a YouTube tutorial to do it!

Literally translates to nothing happens but it encompasses things like "it's not important", "it doesn't matter", "no problem" or "I'm too fucking lazy to do it now".

Nothing gets close Pedro!

You fucking ponce!

No pasa na (should be no pasa nada).......that's another one you'll here a lot.

In and out same day Fred!

All i had was "No se"......a very popular phrase here as you've probably found out.

That's the cough!

Yeh....will do!

I've got to see a consultant first.....I've only seen the GP so far.

Still coughing?

Hopefully I'll be done and repaired by September.....which is the best time to come here!

I'm back from Albox! Bloody warm down there......late 20's and quite humid.

Take it easy there Bob.......any concerns see a doc.

I've always said you're a very discerning guy zzzak! These fucking morons here don't bat an eyelid at Buck putting something that looks like a George Foreman grill plus a fucking trailer on the back of his bike! But when I add a sleek and very practical top box on mine it's the end of the fucking world!