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Slowlycatchymonkey

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  1. Slowlycatchymonkey
    “methinks the lady doth protest too much“
  2. Slowlycatchymonkey
    How lovely to see you here. What with you being an intelligent man you may find it difficult to sink low enough to enjoy yourself though, try a large glug of whisky and letting rip, seems to work for everyone else So it’s all off for this year then? Ive been checking in every week or so but have been a bit busy so don’t know what the score is. I’ll have a look later. Nice avi, nice panniers, nice bike, great pics.
  3. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Some soft medical professionals would suggest ointments but the hardcore simply shave the infected area off with a cheese grater, rash removal 100% guaranteed.
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    Different era, very few employers feel any responsibility towards their employees. Your just a unit, as soon as your benefit cost ratio swings the wrong way the faulty ones are ejected. One of the joys of zero hours contracts and a shift in societal norms many moons ago. Sad
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    Mind you @xtreme we threatened one of ours with statuary sick pay on the third go when he just fancied a bit of time off (he’s a terrible liar) Strangely his girlfriend suddenly became Covid free, shame she would have been of great medical interest having it for a third time!
  7. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Statuary sick pay is eventually available and worth bugger all. This is why theres been resistance to testing, people simply cant afford to be off work.
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    Waah? That really sucks. Isolation rules dont change til the 16th August. My friends son went to a house in Devon along with several others to have a big party to celebrate the end of their courses over the weekend. One of them brought Covid along so they were all told to stay there and isolate. Six days in her son got bored, decided he didnt have Covid and without warning just appeared at home, yep you can guess the rest
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    I love where the name ‘Yen’ came from.
  10. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Oh yeh you definitely have me sold on this dish.
  11. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Quick six run for your dissecting tools, there might be a chance of landing a hook
  12. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Wow thats sucks and very disappointing. Have you tried saying “Come on Baggy get with the beat” ?
  13. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Have a good one.
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    Have you got cooling mats? I used to have two, one in the freezer and one in use, with a blanket over it because it’s definitely too icy or the olduns otherwise Three of mine loved it the other two didnt care for it so it might be a hit or miss thing.
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    That would be a tragic loss of the Sid James of forum world
  16. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Any diagnosis yet Dr Spanner?
  17. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Xtreme claimed that one a while ago
  18. Slowlycatchymonkey
    I think Michelle said something about a heat dome? @Grasshopper's Ride Lovely pics as always. That water is beautifully clear What sort of watercraft? Kayak, Jetski, Sailing boat?
  19. Slowlycatchymonkey
    If its intractable ask for a referral to a pain clinic. They’ll sort you out some better shit.
  20. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Oh dear back pain sucks. Got any good drugs?
  21. Slowlycatchymonkey
    One more month (ish) and no double jabbed person will have to isolate. Not that that helps you now. So good luck. The lateral flow tests are incredibly unreliable though, if youve been eating or drinking before you do it it can easily give a false positive, fingers crossed
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    I read the ‘unread’ sections title and last comment as- Buck in Spandex I can remenber a pic of you on it, you made it look like a toy. How tall are you ? All I can say is the images of Boboneleg and Buckster together that appeared the minds eye may have scarred me for life
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    You’ll need to be seeing a doc about that, either sclerosis of the liver or your welsh, which no meds can cure…
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    Blimey thats so yellow it doesnt look real!
  25. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Sounds like my general bike life
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