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Tym

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  1. I can smell Admins from a gigabike away.
  2. Dont knock it the silence is golden.
  3. ...and the other website doesnt ban you why again? Your turn for who or where.
  4. No, i dont seem to have issues with shrinkage according to the ladies on facebutt, thanks for asking about my penis size when cold.
  5. Next week is looking better, im bummed, i wanted to go ice diving.
  6. She might not like the doors being welded shut.
  7. I hope she likes what i had Brandon do to the old girl. Just alittle, tuneup.
  8. China won ww3 and the only shots fired were from their syringes,,,lol
  9. Tym

    The Pub/Bar

    Nothing butt trouble is to be found at bars around here. The chicks that are there are 3's at best and act like they are tens cause the guys are all drunks...no thanks, not my kind of people.
  10. Wasnt this after he did that stint as princes of arabia?
  11. Stay calm, two weeks, all they needed was two weeks..to take every shred of freedom you had left.
  12. When i get back from a ride mum always asks how the bike went, like a KLR i say, when things go well...like a KLR. She rolls her eyes cause she knows its not a KTM like the cool itailian guy down the street has.
  13. CB works fine on my KLR, been wiring two ways since the USAF days, every radio and type of transmitter has purpose, low watt line of sight radios are very handle for small unit operations that dont want to be talking to your mother all the way in Dingleberry.
  14. Fuck that i dont like to be tracked, its why im bringing back the 3 old cars that dont tattletail in court....I wasnt doing 100, your car, thats right the moRon was doing 112.476599870698 mph
  15. You can be in my families traditional polynesian style celebration complete with a paipo'o christmass tree. Voila, you are there, zennnnnnnnnn...
  16. I never looked that close butt, reminds me of a navy joke, whats long and black and full of seamen? A submarine!
  17. Cant top this true to life christmass story, mum said this guy came to the door one merry xmass when we lived in holland and i was 2, i freaked out, and got coal for my trouble.... andi learned to speak dutch for what, ever hear me speak dutch? speakin dickin what?. Feckin a waste of brain cells those 3 years were. From my latest novel....Life by a dyke
  18. Well,i;ll tell ya, ive seen young guns, and ive seen old guns, and well, i just think my sun Hunter dint blow that hooker, really, trust me, im not a crook.
  19. One watt/3 watt/ 6 watt. Im crossing channels so im within feet of vessels @MooN, and its gets FM so i;ll have toons...lol This is a good example, ignore the wirlpools, harmless really and tons of fun....weeee Pedro said i was winded, the whole crossing vid was 5 minutes of full throttle fining and this was the King Tide coming into the channel. Not bad for a lung cancer screening test participant at almost 63. Is a farcle worth the money, never, so? Remember, im not married.
  20. Only to 3 feet, for one hour.
  21. Just dont tell her it picks up FM radio stations too...lol
  22. An unnamed law enforcement officer thinks im going to get run over and she told me i needed a radio so i got a handheld submersible to 3 feet for one hour standard horizen two way vhf.
  23. Try to get something thats "in stock and ships the same day!" is fun lately eh? My latest. Filed under: Dont you hate when this happens? I ordered a marine radio and i spoke to the most wonderful sounding southern girl working in Greer South Carolina. She was amazing and lied through her teeth so well i never complained it took a week longer to ship what she said she had in stock. Why complain she souded like a freaking southern bell for sure i could hear Jerry Springer re-runs playing in the background.
  24. Pay attention, you said Pope, someone said catholic, you cant be both when there are two alive at the same time.
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