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Very worrying indeed! We're lucky that we live in such a remote place......plus we're not mixing with people apart from once a week to the shops. And when we go, they're virtually empty.

The UK is ahead of everybody in Europe it appears.....

And I think Murcia had pretty low numbers first time round Ray?

We're restricted to only Granada province now.....which isn't a major issue. And I've just seen the stats for the different areas within the individual Andalucian provinces! It appears that this area, which is Huescar, but also includes Galera, Orce, and Puebla de Don Fadrique, has only had 18 positives in the last week. So that's pretty good going......because if individual areas get high numbers they get a perimetral lockdown. as is happening in Granada city with 933. Here's the breakdown with running totals.....Fallecidos is Deaths!

I already said that you Casual!

No......my father would have arranged the pics! He wanted children......she never did!

Cheers Bob! ?

No Rog.....it's KUMREE.

I got a present from a member here! It's a Welsh neck warmer as you can see......great quality too! Who sent it? Well the Customs Document looked pretty weird with this name on it! I'm not sure what I've done to deserve a present from @boboneleg.......but I'm very grateful! Many thanks Bob! It goes without saying my response wouldn't have been quite the same if he'd sent me an England one of course! It would have been more like.....

My old girl cried in despair when I was born (because I was a boy), put me in a dress, then shoved me in a chest of drawers! And it went downhill from there! Every word of that is true!

Budweiser would jump at the chance to sponsor that shit! And Tym and Michelle didn't name you......your parents did. Don't tell me it's another situation as with @Clive.......where it took him most of his life to find out what his name was!

The place is fucking insane Dave! They're not happy with just campaigning to destroy the country......they now want to kill everybody that's there!

@Boring Cnut......Michelle has spoken! You're Bruce.......which is what you eventually were on MB anyway!

I have no idea what he'll come back with......but I have emphasised no World of Warcraft shit in it!

Actually, using Bruce would be a lot more straightforward you know!

Some Captain Pugwash? Remember this @Clive @Swagman

Seaman Stains would have worked!

It's done!

Avatar is in! Now can you confirm that you really do want the username "Boring Cunt"?

OK......I've sorted images into a balance of forward left, forward right, and centre. I estimate we'll get 3 lefts, 3 rights, and 1 centre in. So I've sent all the info off to my boy in NL to come up with something......he doesn't know one bike from another so he'll select the ones that are of the best quality.

OK......can anybody come up with an avatar image that is representative of a Boring Cunt?

And as from today we cannot travel into any other Andalucian provinces......we must stay in Granada. That's not an issue because we did our Brit shop trip to Almeria last week......cos we were pretty sure it was going to come to this!

And we both know which demographic is primarily responsible for doing that don't we Dave? They're a fucking menace!