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I'll believe it when I see it @Six30

You got shitfaced then?

Point of order here! As I understand it, you're buggering off touring when you get back over here, leaving Mr Slowly to make his own way down. And then when he gets to Salobreña the poor bloke has got to fend for himself with no woman to cook his fucking grub! WTF? That's a dereliction of your wifely duties in my book......what you say @Six30?

Is she pissed again?

When I get my Hernia done I'm supposed to do some exercise shit like that. A bicycle sounds easier though......and less impact on the knees as I understand it.

Running some checks right now Marcel!

Walking?

.........which means it's time for some van action!

Weather is still great here...... ......but like last weekend I've got a lot of work on. Should be out on Sunday though......but I'll have to borrow the wife's phone to take pics as I haven't had time to replace the old one yet! What you lot doing?

And Gammon free as well!

Best report we've ever had here Pedro! MOTY for you I'd say. I'd love to do something like that (not to Britain obviously) .......but Northern Europe instead!

Brooklands? You really visited some legendary places Pedro!

The only thing good in England that I've ever found is the sign that says you're fucking leaving it. Could never get to that sign quick enough!

Why do they feel the need to tell you "I'm a straight talking Yorkshireman". Yet when they get a straight response they can't fucking handle it.

Looks great there. But no pics is a bit OTT though!

Sounds like you visited one of those fantasy citadels in a Tolkien landscape! I heard that they existed!

Me and Ally are really wound up about that now!

I had a feeling you were going to come across that Pedro! Though it surprises me that their nationalistic zenophobia actually overrides the camaraderie of being a fellow motorcyclist.

Ballaugh Bridge and Creg Ny Baa.......doesn't get any better than that Pedro! I see MOTY in your future!

That's the cost of taking back control Pedro! And I noticed the reverse when I came here.....no more groups of boys or groups of girls. Yeh.....I'd probably see it the same if I went there. I knew it was bad there......but now they're shitting in the street? Doesn't surprise me Pedro!

For the first time ever I love the food you've got Pedro! @Sofia's horse pic should definitely be in BOTM!

You're permanently on bloody holiday!

Fantastic scenery and roads Pedro! Have the Spaniards started annoying you yet?

Great stuff Pedro! I've been looking forward to this report!