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Tym

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  1. Not for long, all the kids use the cheap discount bikes from the BigBox ChinaMarts™, their frames crack just about the time they get two blocks away....you should see the chop jobs kids do to get a motor on a BMX bike. ER in 3 2 ....??
  2. Good question, in Connecticut no title no insurance no registration its a bicycle with an assist motor. Can go anywhere a bicycle can go. Other States are different, in NY, my brother needed to register and get a plate for the Tomos, in Conncticut he wouldnt have had to.
  3. Wore off the moment a chick from New Zealand wanted scenic winter shots while i left one shoulder outside attached to the snow shovel.... i wasnt very motivated to provide one so i gave her General Snows version of a chicken. Hay its for Art's sake Fuck the powers that be.
  4. I never use water to wash a motorcycle, youd have to be nuts to spary water at these things, none of the connectors used in the wiring are even remotely sealed like i would if i wired a boat. Where is the heat shrink adhesive lined tubing on your GS? Bet you cant find any. You can when i wire.
  5. I shoveled half the driveway and left half to play in, Loosenuts™ did great until we hit the blob left by the plow. Had the front wheel up back wheel down for the jump, just dint have the third thing needed, Forward Motion®.
  6. Anything that displaces water is useless for my bikes. Was never there in the first place. Thats the proper way to disperse water from my bikes.
  7. Bruce becuase he doesnt have a motorcycle butt, does have a hole in the water for money to dump into that could finance the finest two wheeled chick magnets available. Now that is a right twat if you axe me, and i know twats, Rens a friend on Facebutt.
  8. My manual says soak it in 80w gear oil, throw it back on,.. same advice 100 years ago, how old are KLR's again.
  9. When i run the lights just off the coil at idle she does, with all the smoke an all.
  10. Are you aware fresh deep snow cleans a tyre so perfectly its sick. My Michelin Pilot City's will never be this clean.
  11. We hit a fucking iceberg here. Still looking for the perfect tree to hang Loosenuts™. Came up short on this one, i ride on.
  12. The key is Kawasaki dindt make the chain parts.
  13. These modern chains are amazing, my simple o ring on my KLR is at over 20k miles now and doing fine.
  14. Chains get dirty? Not mine! ?
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    Weather forcasts.

    This snow sucks, its like cement, the blower dint want to blow it.
  16. I just realized i can wire Loosenuts™ 1.3 amp hour 12 volt battery to my motorcycles electric vest...
  17. Tym

    Weather forcasts.

    Adventure Shitting™? Are Adventure toilets taller? I;ll get me coat.
  18. Tym

    Weather forcasts.

    Looks like we got about a foot, the wind makes the number meaningless just saying.
  19. Tym

    Weather forcasts.

    Bastid Gulf Stream just let me down big time, rain snow line isnt moving north.
  20. Tym

    Weather forcasts.

    New England put the W in winter ma'am...this could go on for months.
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