Tym

Thats the problem with wives they temper the good parts. 

For the last two years everything made is pure chit. 

8 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Had to go into the school and clear up the confusion about our grandson not being there. Another total mess created by Fatty that my boy had to get me to sort out. That'll wind her up cos I did it!

When I mentioned her I could see the headmaster's face change! Spaniards are not good at hiding their feelings.....their face says it all! I told him if you get any issues with her then call me!

I will add that he came out of his office specifically to greet me as soon as he heard me talking to a teacher.......cos I'm a fucking player in this town! And everywhere else really!

Tell 'em @Tym

You want me to fire more missles into poland right? 

Just now, Marcel said:

13 inches... I was being polite for are UK members.. 

You took 13 inches? 

1 minute ago, XTreme said:

@Tym......does that measure up to DA's?

Marcel takes it in mm's, Da took it in real American God dman inches mother truckers. 

Keep it up and you;ll get a Truck Stop named after you. 

4 minutes ago, XTreme said:

What you say @Tym?

He worked the condiment isle at truck stops? 

2 minutes ago, Six30 said:

Do you know what god is spelt backwards ?

Prick? 

1 minute ago, boboneleg said:

That was bloody Noah's fault   

No ahhh, it was Gods fault. 

8 minutes ago, Buckster said:

 The last of them died off shortly after the flood.

Some turned into present day birds. 

1 hour ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

Or Starbucks LOL 

Used to be called 4Bucks here, now due to inflation they are called 8Bucks now. 

1 minute ago, Marcel said:

... I'm still awaiting Buck's replies.. 

 

Honest question, why? 

1 hour ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

 there's always people who complain about everything 

Their specific complaint is smashed in fenders that cost 10 grand to fix...each...

5 minutes ago, XTreme said:

They driving Monster Trucks or something?

A hummer, the trees, the trees! why are there trees on a trail!

The new e trucks are too big and heavy for the trails we built for jeeps in the States and the people with these overweight

oversiZed dork monsters are whinning all the jeep trails are to narrow for their new SUV.s.

You vote your way into socialism......the downside is you have to shoot your way out.

Now this is a muff. 

2 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Very soon all our NHS records will be held by an American company backed by Trump. 
They aren’t even going to give you an option to opt out. They’re saying don’t worry it will all be encrypted

What could possibly go wrong. 

Its actulaly pretty cool i can look up x-rays and check on mums blood test results online 

Mum said she wasnt hungry, so i cooked a rib eye steak, guess who was suddenly hungry. 

An Electric vest is a doG send here. 

Can you marry your cousin up derre? 

Why are marcels eyes so wide apart. 

Went out to the rock this moaning, fingers got cold. 

I dare you to name a country thats actually capitalist, requires a level playing field where the govt doesnt take sides, people arnt like that.

not my fault, capitalism works fine in the underground economy, what can we learn from this.

3 minutes ago, Marcel said:

It would be funny to see Pete's dna chart.... ... 

You;d end up being Miss Spelling  and give him Rens teeth.