busabeast

We originally came north because they said they were going to come up but then my mum fell out with her family up here and then she dropped the bombshell that she's decided against coming up here now and we don't see the family up here much if ever so there's nothing now keeping us up here so it's time we went south

They have always been down south

Well we will be if we get the house there's 8 other interested parties so it's now down to the landlord to decide who is having the place

Knew I could count on you mate

Well my weekend has started with a drive down south after work yesterday and today I have a viewing on a property in stortford so all being well I'll be paying the deposit and first 3 months rent up front and we will be moving back to the area at the end of the month.....and the wife moans that she's got a hard life she should try being me for a week then she could complain

Definitely think it should be put to the test see if he really would take a bullet for him hopefully we could get two birds with one stone if the tyrant is there too

Polishfatlovers.com

The only tool is you pete...... so what site are you advertised on so we can all have more of a laugh. Why would you not have just got yourself a proper tool kit instead of a set of glasses screwdrivers

I'll win next month's with the rsv at Donnington

DTT = dago terrorising twat....how apt that be your plate

You forgot dago midget sex club membership card

Captain bladder weakness

Fair one mate, have you considered getting one of them camel packs for water that way you can drink on the move?

And no im not Trolling for a change, that's a genuine question

Why so many pockets pete?

Just wait till the fat polish cunt joins here and starts the trolling legend has it that they do it bigger and better

Shut it ya silly old welsh

But your deck of cards contains all the bloody 2s there's no aces in your hand

He doesn't have the minerals ..... too scared of the MDB

Fixed

Don't think you will.......

Well it would have if you'd had a bike

Last time I went out on the bike I did indeed report it....that was my last ride

And there's been zero ride reports from you about it..... I'm calling this as

Otherwise known as you're girlfriend.....