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She's not! She's about 5ft 2ins and fat! Zero personality.

No.....it's done 6000kms and 2 oil changes!

They've never met her and they don't want to.

No......everyone will just assume he's a lazy cunt. And they'll be right!

You fancy riding a Buckster Bob?

You wouldn't say no!

I wish she was staying there! My boy in NL and his girlfriend were planning to come over in April but they've cancelled now she's coming here.

Wouldn't start?

I knew you wouldn't keep that bloated barge long! This is a surreal experience for me......somebody beating me in bike buying! Cos since we started 2 years ago I've had two bikes.....6 months with the Strom and 18 months with the Beemer! You must have had about 6 since then!

He's famous for it......hasn't had it cut since the 80's.

Stu and Bender?

Ebanie Bridges getting her kit off again @Six30 Eddie looking flustered as usual!

Thanks Caroline!

I have tablets.....Imagram or similar!

I had a blinding migraine yesterday......always happens when I start winding down after many days of continual intense work. And first thing this morning I got all that insane shit from her......so it's kicked the fucking migraine off again.

Be glad to see the back of this month......still more shit to come though. I'm not holding my breath for Sunday......I've got my hopes raised in the past only to be let down. Anyway......what are you lot up to?

Thanks Caroline! I'm standing back and let the wife handle her!

Apparently she lost her shit because I mentioned the price of the rental in the mail to her father. According to my boy you cannot mention money to Polish people. WTF? How does anybody buy a TV in a fucking shop then? A game of charades? Sign Language? Her and her family are fucking idiots!

Yeh she will......she's told me not to give her a straightener and just to get her over here on our turf. Then she'll go to work on her.

Crazy bitch just went on a rant at me on FB Messenger this morning......jumping from one thing to another which we're supposedly guilty of. Even for not turning up at their wedding despite not getting an invite or even knowing which day it was. Really struggling not to lose my shit!

They've named a Chinky Harley after Buck @Tym? What's all that about?

Messaged her father to tell him that we are getting things sorted this end......so he's seeing her tomorrow to make sure she sorts her shit out that end! So I'm pulling Steve and the two boys into Spain......while he gives her a boot up the ass out of Poland! It's for their own good of course!