Moto Beemer

On 01/10/2021 at 03:38, Pedro said:

After what? 

Your mom?  Apparently...well known

On 01/10/2021 at 00:45, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Your in fine company then, a bigger bunch of useless fuckers would be hard to find.

I'm in. 

On 02/10/2021 at 10:23, Buckster said:

Knob.

Says the guy who rides a woman's motorcycle

Forgot to add.  There is an additional story behind this.  He was having problems checking up too quickly entering a corner, not maintaining a line and such, throttle control not smooth...understandable.  I told him to park his bike and get his big ass on the back of the GS.  I then rode with him 2 up for a bit to let him feel what smooth cornering is, while the damn tail of the bike was almost dragging it was good and he learned alot.

So my brother is 15 years younger than me, been riding motorcycles for 1 year.  Came out to CO to ride and rented a triumph, I took him out and was following while giving him instructions through our headsets.  He improved dramatically and was like, the real time feedback while I was riding really helped.  We got a photo snapped which I thought was pretty cool, obviously I'm behind him in this one.

Maybe I was following a little too close but meh...(and for those who are like, too close to the yellow line you could see 500 yards past this and no cars coming)

Good vid we shot recently, who knew ADV motorcycles on 50/50 tires could get after it...

I had no idea....I posted this and had a comment about huge fines and such in Europe.  Guess I'm just a shitbag American.  This was an early morning where I had to meet @Earache to work a bicycle race.

On 27/09/2021 at 02:06, Pedro said:

Welcome, what bike did you have before?

 

Hang in there!

In no particular order

KLR650

Ducati 1098S

ST1300

Ducati 748

RC51

CBR600RR

R1

Ninja 600

On 27/09/2021 at 01:15, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Wow @Moto Beemer thats the shit end of the stick. Id like to say you’ll get lots of warmth n comfort here but that’d be a lie, youre more likely to have the piss ripped mercilessly and youve already revealed a soft spot to these vultures so probably brace yourself for some tasteless wife memes! But hey its a distraction!

Welcome.

And that good sir, is exactly my type of community.  Fuckers

On 27/09/2021 at 07:57, Buckster said:

You ride a GS so she has probably assumed you are gay. 

100%.

But I'll take being a gay GS rider over a...wait.  WTF am I even saying

On 27/09/2021 at 00:12, XTreme said:

Hi.......good to see you!

We haven't seen @Earache for a couple of weeks now.....is he OK?

Yes.  We actually did an event last weekend where we were Moto Marshals for a bicycle race.  Nothing like riding 100 miles at 10-15 mph

Hello gents.  Thanks for the welcome, I have not been into forums for quite some but... I have a paltry shite youtube channel and a 2021 BMW R1250 GSA but I'll link to that in a minute.  A few things, my ridding buddy of 20+ years Earache is on here and is the reason I signed up, well that and my wife of 21+ years who I loved dearly decided to CALL ME while not in the country and tell me she was leaving me.  Good times.  So here I am looking forward to some great company and good times, and riding stuff.  By the way, I gotta pay my wife $150,000 US, anyone got any spare change?

Kidding.  But not really.

Links on links to me channel, per the comments there are tickets for riding with high beams on?  Eh...good to be an American :  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUoehzjrF2o

On 18/07/2021 at 18:47, Earache said:

Our hotel reservations got messed up and we didn't have a room for Friday night. Luckily got one of the last rooms in town at the Hotel Shithole in Rock Springs. Wyoming.

Phil has a BMW and proved his twat-ness by bringing a bike cover for it...

God damn.  I'm newly single and find this shit online.  HILARIOUS. 

I'm in fucker.  Phil aka Moto Beemer (known this asshole Earache since 2002)