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20 minutes ago, yen_powell said:

This has your name and style all over it. Wicker's a bugger to polish though.

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Just my thoughts exactly!

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Regarding my pic......a lady from Georgia (US) has just said on FB:

"That is the Miami Vice look too, Pete and my goodness, you take my breathe away, Pete".

"Winter, Summer, or Fall, Pete belongs on a magazine cover".

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33 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Regarding my pic......a lady from Georgia (US) has just said on FB:

"That is the Miami Vice look too, Pete and my goodness, you take my breathe away, Pete".

 

Gagging can do that to you.....

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1 hour ago, XTreme said:

Regarding my pic......a lady from Georgia (US) has just said on FB:

"That is the Miami Vice look too, Pete and my goodness, you take my breathe away, Pete".

"Winter, Summer, or Fall, Pete belongs on a magazine cover".

 

Oh yeah the one from Georgia Ive met her…

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Ok, where do I start ?  This thread is meant to be about being stylish is it not ?

1. You're wearing a jacket that looks like something you got from the Oxfam shop in 1990

2. What the f*ck are those trousers

3.  You've probably got those gay boots on

4.  The scaffolding has ruined the lines on that bike

5. The tyres are gay

6. The cast wheels on that style of bike are gay

 

On the plus side, it's a very nice village square

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3 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

Ok, where do I start ?  This thread is meant to be about being stylish is it not ?

1. You're wearing a jacket that looks like something you got from the Oxfam shop in 1990

2. What the f*ck are those trousers

3.  You've probably got those gay boots on

4.  The scaffolding has ruined the lines on that bike

5. The tyres are gay

6. The cast wheels on that style of bike are gay

 

On the plus side, it's a very nice village square

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I don't think he's got the gay boots on. Socks and sandals would be my guess. Reinforced socks of course for gear changing, he's not silly.

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34 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

Ok, where do I start ?  This thread is meant to be about being stylish is it not ?

1. You're wearing a jacket that looks like something you got from the Oxfam shop in 1990

2. What the f*ck are those trousers

3.  You've probably got those gay boots on

4.  The scaffolding has ruined the lines on that bike

5. The tyres are gay

6. The cast wheels on that style of bike are gay

 

On the plus side, it's a very nice village square

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Let me address these observations:

1. You're wearing a jacket that looks like something you got from the Oxfam shop in 1990

No.....Garland & Griffiths Haverfordwest 2001.

2. What the f*ck are those trousers

20 year old faded and ripped Jeans! People pay a fortune for new ones that look like this!

3.  You've probably got those gay boots on

Of course.....but they're something you wouldn't understand! It's called Style!

4.  The scaffolding has ruined the lines on that bike

It didn't have lines! Those give it the authentic Charley Boorman look!

5. The tyres are gay

Gay? No! Maybe slightly effeminate? Tourances will replace them eventually.

6. The cast wheels on that style of bike are gay

They're not actually cast though. Those bike spokes are actually bolted on!

On the plus side, it's a very nice village square

And that's not a village square....it's outside my house!

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8 hours ago, XTreme said:

Try not to get too moist ladies!

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It's just dawned on me. You've just got back from a long hot ride in this picture. This is how you stand for at least 10 minutes to let the accumulated ball sack moisture evaporate and to let the arm pits drain before heading indoors.

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1 minute ago, yen_powell said:

It's just dawned on me. You've just got back from a long hot ride in this picture. This is how you stand for at least 10 minutes to let the accumulated ball sack moisture evaporate and to let the arm pits drain before heading indoors.

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2 hours ago, yen_powell said:

It's just dawned on me. You've just got back from a long hot ride in this picture. This is how you stand for at least 10 minutes to let the accumulated ball sack moisture evaporate and to let the arm pits drain before heading indoors.

Pete would die roasted if he stood like that for 10 minutes on a late morning during a hot day where he lives

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2 minutes ago, Pedro said:

Pete would die roasted if he stood like that for 10 minutes on a late morning during a hot day where he lives

What Pedro said!

This time of year it's just run for cover!

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1 hour ago, XTreme said:

What Pedro said!

This time of year it's just run for cover!

Or you could go to the beach and take some selfies like i did to get the ladies attention, just saying...

Isee @boboneleg  posted a topless pic, we should do a calender... Hey Pedro, any money shots

you should be our best hope ya know young and fit hopefully. Bucks out, his last pic in spandex was a disaster.

 

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10 minutes ago, Tym said:

Or you could go to the beach and take some selfies like i did to get the ladies attention, just saying...

Isee @boboneleg  posted a topless pic, we should do a calender... Hey Pedro, any money shots

you should be our best hope ya know young and fit hopefully. Bucks out, his last pic in spandex was a disaster.

 

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Firstly, Pete hasn't seen a beach in 10 years, he lives in the equivalent of death valley.

Secondly, I am out, Covid and staying home drinking wine hasn't been kind to me :classic_laugh:

Thirdly, I hope I never see that spandex picture

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22 minutes ago, Pedro said:

 

 

Thirdly, I hope I never see that spandex picture

Classic train wreck, you dint want to look, butt, you still do, ugh, i feel violated to this day. :littleguy:

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A couple years ago a company that does vintage car/bike/boat insurance did a photoshoot that included me and my 851. This is a shot at the end of the day, excuse the helmet hair. Not that it looks much better pre-helmet. 

There are no pictures of me looking stylish around a motorcycle I'm afraid...

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53 minutes ago, DesmoDog said:

A couple years ago a company that does vintage car/bike/boat insurance did a photoshoot that included me and my 851. This is a shot at the end of the day, excuse the helmet hair. Not that it looks much better pre-helmet. 

There are no pictures of me looking stylish around a motorcycle I'm afraid...

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A decent picture; you've looked worse.

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4 hours ago, Mawsley said:

Why is Rupert Murdoch acting so disgusted with Pete’s bike?

Corrected for accuracy, on account of his expression / eternal squint

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3 hours ago, Pedro said:

Corrected for accuracy, on account of his expression / eternal squint

Murdoch is all about the Chinese.

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