Saul Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 I can't fucking believe it I managed to fall over again the second time in less than a week. I fell down steps on Monday, last night I fell over in the carpark at work. Slipped on a mud in the dark and went down doing the splits. I felt a crack in my leg and now I have pulled my hamstring. I'm fucking falling to pieces. Got sent home because it was to painful to drive for the next 10 hours. Luckily I work with medics so mine last night sorted me out. Now I am a clumsy cunt I will admit but twice in a week is more than that so those fucking Clarkes shoes are going in the bin. Slippery bastards. Frustrating as I am going to be laid up for my rest days and can't do what I do normally. Now on painkillers, and my leg is glowing with Ibuprofen gel and deep heat. Stinking I will resist spamming this place although I have fuck all else I can do. 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 6 minutes ago, Saul said: I can't fucking believe it I managed to fall over again the second time in less than a week. I fell down steps on Monday, last night I fell over in the carpark at work. Slipped on a mud in the dark and went down doing the splits. I felt a crack in my leg and now I have pulled my hamstring. I'm fucking falling to pieces. Got sent home because it was to painful to drive for the next 10 hours. Luckily I work with medics so mine last night sorted me out. Now I am a clumsy cunt I will admit but twice in a week is more than that so those fucking Clarkes shoes are going in the bin. Slippery bastards. Frustrating as I am going to be laid up for my rest days and can't do what I do normally. Now on painkillers, and my leg is glowing with Ibuprofen gel and deep heat. Stinking I will resist spamming this place although I have fuck all else I can do. You're lucky you didn't break anything Saul. Unfortunately, recovery takes a lot longer the older we get. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted March 27, 2023 Author Share Posted March 27, 2023 I know mate, I thought when I felt my leg crack I had, but luckily for me it wasn’t that bad. Getting old and brittle sucks. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 I've been over on my arse/back twice in the last year. Once it was winter and due to slippery footwear and shiny wet york stone paving. The other time I was bare foot and slipped on shiny wet concrete paving after getting out of a swimming pool on a blazing hot day. I seem to manage falling over at both extremes of weather. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 I slipped over in the ice this winter gone. I surprised myself how quick I was back upright before anyone saw me. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 I fell over too, once, riding a motorcycle on sand 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 The dangers of buying a Honda. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 You see, Clarks shoes have never been any good since they stopped making them in Somerest 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 1 hour ago, boboneleg said: You see, Clarks shoes have never been any good since they stopped making them in Somerest They are made in the BMW factory in China now. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 Oh dear. Hope theres no ligaments involved, fingers crossed for a fast recovery. Yep bin or resoled, slippery shoes aren’t worth it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 I never slip when walking 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 10 hours ago, Saul said: I can't fucking believe it I managed to fall over again the second time in less than a week. I fell down steps on Monday, last night I fell over in the carpark at work. Slipped on a mud in the dark and went down doing the splits. I felt a crack in my leg and now I have pulled my hamstring. I'm fucking falling to pieces. Got sent home because it was to painful to drive for the next 10 hours. Luckily I work with medics so mine last night sorted me out. Now I am a clumsy cunt I will admit but twice in a week is more than that so those fucking Clarkes shoes are going in the bin. Slippery bastards. Frustrating as I am going to be laid up for my rest days and can't do what I do normally. Now on painkillers, and my leg is glowing with Ibuprofen gel and deep heat. Stinking I will resist spamming this place although I have fuck all else I can do. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted March 28, 2023 Author Share Posted March 28, 2023 12 hours ago, Six30 said: Fucking feels like that at the moment, my Mrs offered to get me a stick to use, I told her the only need I had for a stick was to throw at her. Piss taking cow. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Bunch of doddery old cunts, I never fall over unless I've got shitfaced 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted March 28, 2023 Author Share Posted March 28, 2023 3 hours ago, busabeast said: Bunch of doddery old cunts, I never fall over unless I've got shitfaced Your time will come. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Yeah, sounds like it's time to bin the stilettos and get some sensible shoes! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Tango said: Yeah, sounds like it's time to bin the stilettos and get some sensible shoes! You still recovering Bob? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 7 hours ago, busabeast said: Bunch of doddery old cunts, I never fall over unless I've got shitfaced YEAH 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 6 minutes ago, skyrider said: YEAH Nice conclusive and well thought through statement @skyrider 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 1 hour ago, XTreme said: You still recovering Bob? Yes, Pete, but things are getting better by the day mate. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 4 hours ago, Saul said: Your time will come. Not if I can help it, if I can help it I'll expire when I'm about 59 I don't want to be a doddery old cunt 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 1 minute ago, busabeast said: Not if I can help it, if I can help it I'll expire when I'm about 59 I don't want to be a doddery old cunt You are already so old you are scared to tune your bike. Boring old cunt! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 3 minutes ago, Buckster said: You are already so old you are scared to tune your bike. Boring old cunt! I'm not scared to tune it in the slightest, it just doesn't need it, just because you could tune yours till the cows came home and it still wouldn't worry a 30mph speed limit doesn't mean the same for mine 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 1 minute ago, busabeast said: I'm not scared to tune it in the slightest, it just doesn't need it, just because you could tune yours till the cows came home and it still wouldn't worry a 30mph speed limit doesn't mean the same for mine 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted March 28, 2023 Author Share Posted March 28, 2023 57 minutes ago, busabeast said: Not if I can help it, if I can help it I'll expire when I'm about 59 I don't want to be a doddery old cunt Nobody wants to be a doddery old cunt but unless you shuffle off this mortal coil its coming. Just out of interest how old are you now that you have given up playing. I made it to 42 before I got to brittle. I'm 58 in 6 months, I am sorting of hoping I make it past 59 although I know there are no guarantees. If for no other reason to get some use out of my Honda. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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