Pedro Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 Just now, Buckster said: Pedro is on the sauce again. No I´m not. Haven´t had alcohol in days. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 27, 2023 Author Share Posted March 27, 2023 Just now, Pedro said: No I´m not. Haven´t had alcohol in days. Crystal meth? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 Just now, Buckster said: Crystal meth? I'm sorry I campaigned for you to be a moderator. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 27, 2023 Author Share Posted March 27, 2023 1 minute ago, Pedro said: I'm sorry I campaigned for you to be a moderator. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooN Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 23 minutes ago, Pedro said: Won't comment on the tow bar, but do you not feel tempted to replace those ugly brown/bronze exhaust tips with something chromed? or just shorten them by a foot or two? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooN Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 15 minutes ago, Pedro said: I'm sorry I campaigned for you to be a moderator. just like brexit Pedro, you wanted it, now live with it! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 22 minutes ago, Buckster said: Pedro is on the sauce again. He's still angry about Marquez 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 2 hours ago, Buckster said: I thought the submission had to have a bike in it? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 27, 2023 Author Share Posted March 27, 2023 26 minutes ago, Skippy said: I thought the submission had to have a bike in it? Go get bummed in an abandoned village. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 27, 2023 Author Share Posted March 27, 2023 1 hour ago, MooN said: or just shorten them by a foot or two? Philistine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 3 hours ago, Buckster said: No one cares what you think. actually they do... I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 27, 2023 Author Share Posted March 27, 2023 Is he speaking? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 1 hour ago, Six30 said: He's still angry about Marquez I won't say it out loud in the street, but I was actually rooting for Marquez. Not really because I like him but there is nothing cooler in any sport than seeing a champion come back from bad times and showing people why he was a champion in the first place. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 8 hours ago, Pedro said: I won't say it out loud in the street, but I was actually rooting for Marquez. Not really because I like him but there is nothing cooler in any sport than seeing a champion come back from bad times and showing people why he was a champion in the first place. agreed, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 29, 2023 Author Share Posted March 29, 2023 Less that 4 hours to go to get any more entries in. Not a lot of point I admit given that there is a Harley with a totally awesome tow bar in the mix, but nothing ventured, nothing gained. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 I’m staggered you’ve added a knob to your bike and that hasn’t caused a cascade of nob jokes. Allow me to kick things off. Three men are marooned on an island desperately seeking a way to get off. A cannibal approaches them and flops his penis out. 'If the length of your three penises together is as big as mine, then I'll show you how to get off the island. Otherwise you'll be killed and eaten.' The native's nob was an incredible 20 inches. Getting off to a good start, the first man shows off his impressive 10 inches. The second man produces a 9-inch dick. Feeling confident, they urge Buck to get his tackle out. Buck does and reveals just one inch of manhood. After some nail-biting calculations the cannibal says, 'Okay fellas, you've managed to come up with the goods: I'll let you use my boat to escape'. As they were sailing to safety, the first bloke mentions how lucky they are that he's so well endowed. Likewise, the second bloke suggests that they are truly blessed at the length, of his schlong. Buck pipes up ' ... and you're damn lucky I had an erection!' 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 29, 2023 Author Share Posted March 29, 2023 41 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: I’m staggered you’ve added a knob to your bike and that hasn’t caused a cascade of nob jokes. Allow me to kick things off. Three men are marooned on an island desperately seeking a way to get off. A cannibal approaches them and flops his penis out. 'If the length of your three penises together is as big as mine, then I'll show you how to get off the island. Otherwise you'll be killed and eaten.' The native's nob was an incredible 20 inches. Getting off to a good start, the first man shows off his impressive 10 inches. The second man produces a 9-inch dick. Feeling confident, they urge Buck to get his tackle out. Buck does and reveals just one inch of manhood. After some nail-biting calculations the cannibal says, 'Okay fellas, you've managed to come up with the goods: I'll let you use my boat to escape'. As they were sailing to safety, the first bloke mentions how lucky they are that he's so well endowed. Likewise, the second bloke suggests that they are truly blessed at the length, of his schlong. Buck pipes up ' ... and you're damn lucky I had an erection!' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 36 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: I’m staggered you’ve added a knob to your bike and that hasn’t caused a cascade of nob jokes. Allow me to kick things off. Three men are marooned on an island desperately seeking a way to get off. A cannibal approaches them and flops his penis out. 'If the length of your three penises together is as big as mine, then I'll show you how to get off the island. Otherwise you'll be killed and eaten.' The native's nob was an incredible 20 inches. Getting off to a good start, the first man shows off his impressive 10 inches. The second man produces a 9-inch dick. Feeling confident, they urge Buck to get his tackle out. Buck does and reveals just one inch of manhood. After some nail-biting calculations the cannibal says, 'Okay fellas, you've managed to come up with the goods: I'll let you use my boat to escape'. As they were sailing to safety, the first bloke mentions how lucky they are that he's so well endowed. Likewise, the second bloke suggests that they are truly blessed at the length, of his schlong. Buck pipes up ' ... and you're damn lucky I had an erection!' Buck is on his way home from a darts match when his boot lace becomes undone. As he bends to retie it a sudden stabbing pain hits him. The darts in his pocket has punctured his knob in multiple places. As soon as he gets home he anxiously takes a piss and it sprays every where out of all the new holes. In a panic he goes straight to his doctor the next morning. After explaining what had happened the doctor asks him to piss into a jar. The result is piss up the wall, piss all over the desk and piss dripping off the doctor himself. The doctor thinks for a second, then gets a dry writing pad out of his desk and writes a name and address on it. "I want you to go and see this man, he'll sort you out." "Is he a urologist?" asked Buck. "No..... he's a world class flute player, he'll show you the best way to hold your knob when pissing." 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 why did the chicken cross the road ..... cause Buck had a boner 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 5 minutes ago, Six30 said: why did the chicken cross the road ..... cause Buck had a boner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 29, 2023 Author Share Posted March 29, 2023 The poll is open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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