XTreme Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 Since being diagnosed a week ago I've now found 11 guys either with hernias or just had them done.....all in the 50-70 age group! Is there a fucking Hernia Pandemic going on? And why now? You gotta wonder if there's some weakness caused by Covid and/or the vaccines, cos I'm pretty sure all of the bunch have had one or the other, or both? What you reckon? Is this something for @zzzak to investigate? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 23 minutes ago, XTreme said: Since being diagnosed a week ago I've now found 11 guys either with hernias or just had them done.....all in the 50-70 age group! Is there a fucking Hernia Pandemic going on? And why now? You gotta wonder if there's some weakness caused by Covid and/or the vaccines, cos I'm pretty sure all of the bunch have had one or the other, or both? What you reckon? Is this something for @zzzak to investigate? It's a result of all that super tight flared jean wearing in the 70s. Your groins never gained the strength to hold your internal jibbly bits in as previous generations did. When all the pensioners switched to the elasticated tracksuit bottoms something was bound to give. That'll be 20 Euros for my medical diagnosis, you can claim that back on your medical insurance. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 26 minutes ago, XTreme said: Since being diagnosed a week ago I've now found 11 guys either with hernias or just had them done.....all in the 50-70 age group! Is there a fucking Hernia Pandemic going on? And why now? You gotta wonder if there's some weakness caused by Covid and/or the vaccines, cos I'm pretty sure all of the bunch have had one or the other, or both? What you reckon? Is this something for @zzzak to investigate? I’d be more concerned about having hunting out guys with inguinal hernias as a pastime. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 22, 2023 Author Share Posted March 22, 2023 Just now, Slowlycatchymonkey said: I’d be more concerned about having hunting out guys with inguinal hernias as a pastime. I'm not hunting them out.....I just happened to mention my situation and they volunteered the information. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 29 minutes ago, XTreme said: Since being diagnosed a week ago I've now found 11 guys either with hernias or just had them done.....all in the 50-70 age group! Is there a fucking Hernia Pandemic going on? And why now? You gotta wonder if there's some weakness caused by Covid and/or the vaccines, cos I'm pretty sure all of the bunch have had one or the other, or both? What you reckon? Is this something for @zzzak to investigate? Are they all in your peer group by any chance? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 22, 2023 Author Share Posted March 22, 2023 Just now, Buckster said: Are they all in your peer group by any chance? Not just in this town.....a number of them are clients. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 All old enough to be falling apart and not fit enough to withstand the force of their own coughs… perhaps. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 30 minutes ago, XTreme said: Not just in this town.....a number of them are clients. Have any of them met up with you at those abandoned villages .? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 22, 2023 Author Share Posted March 22, 2023 3 minutes ago, Marcel said: Have any of them met up with you at those abandoned villages .? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 2 hours ago, Marcel said: Have any of them met up with you at those abandoned villages .? It’s some sort of dago midget bummer club. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 5 hours ago, XTreme said: I'm not hunting them out.....I just happened to mention my situation and they volunteered the information. You should form a club. A club tie would be good, no, actually a club truss would be better. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 1 hour ago, Buckster said: It’s some sort of dago midget bummer club. Ya if Six30 and busabeast return back with hernias will know some weird shit is going on down there... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 Down to a non-exitstant exercise regime imo Lazy fecker 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 3 hours ago, boboneleg said: Down to a non-exitstant exercise regime imo Lazy fecker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 Males are born with the groin weakness to allow the spuds to drop into the satchel at the right time. That weakness doesn't go away apparently.. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 10 hours ago, yen_powell said: It's a result of all that super tight flared jean wearing in the 70s. Your groins never gained the strength to hold your internal jibbly bits in as previous generations did. When all the pensioners switched to the elasticated tracksuit bottoms something was bound to give. That'll be 20 Euros for my medical diagnosis, you can claim that back on your medical insurance. that's fashion for you it's ok till it all goes wrong and sometimes it can become expensive 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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