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16 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

Bagsy I don’t have to shave you ginger pubes 🪒 

Why would they need to shave them?

They go in via keyhole surgery in your inner thigh, and then apply gauze to the tear.

Nothing is done externally as it was years ago.

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25 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Why would they need to shave them?

They go in via keyhole surgery in your inner thigh, and then apply gauze to the tear.

Nothing is done externally as it was years ago.

Unless something goes wrong, then they split you open like a water melon.

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Well I'm going somewhere Monday in the car! It's not Baza! It's not Albox!

It's Guadix......about 60 miles west along the motorway towards Granada!

My boy is working in Madrid for a couple of days so I've got to drop him to the bus station in Guadix at 11am......then pick him up at 10PM Wednesday night!

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Out on the mountain bike today. Covered 43klm at an average speed of 17klm/hour which isn’t bad for an old fart. Much of it was on gravel and dirt tracks.

I’m proper knackered now 😝😝🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

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3 hours ago, XTreme said:

Why would they need to shave them?

They go in via keyhole surgery in your inner thigh, and then apply gauze to the tear.

Nothing is done externally as it was years ago.

i've heard they let the trainee doctors work on gingers.

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6 minutes ago, Six30 said:

i've heard they let the trainee doctors work on gingers.

I heard they let porters operate on them.

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26 minutes ago, Skippy said:

Out on the mountain bike today. Covered 43klm at an average speed of 17klm/hour which isn’t bad for an old fart. Much of it was on gravel and dirt tracks.

I’m proper knackered now 😝😝🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

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Nice shots Ray!

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1 minute ago, XTreme said:

Nice shots Ray!

He was riding a bicycle, don’t encourage the twat, even if he is your gay lover.

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6 hours ago, XTreme said:

 

However, it appears it's all done by keyhole surgery and local anaesthetic now and they cover the tear with gauze......takes about 30 minutes apparently.

 

I was told all this but still ended up with a 5 inch scar, skin numb to the touch and still the uncomfortable feeling. But that's our good old NHS.

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4 minutes ago, Catteeclan said:

I was told all this but still ended up with a 5 inch scar, skin numb to the touch and still the uncomfortable feeling. But that's our good old NHS.

How long ago was that Dave?

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43 minutes ago, Buckster said:

He was riding a bicycle, don’t encourage the twat, even if he is your gay lover.

Let's put this in context!

The two people who keep throwing out these gay jibes are both Harley riders! And they're both single!

Think Sheryl Lee Ralph GIF by ABC Network

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Anyone else find things a little shechy....Pete and Skippy hooked up ...few days later Pete announce he's going in for a hernia.....I don't think we're getting the whole story ....I bet he's going in for anal reconstruction surgery...

 

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Thanks for the good wishes all. I'm currently in my room, having showered after having the world fall out of my bottom! The nurse walked into the room right in the midst of Mandy helping me insert the jollop! I had very little dignity before, I have absolutely none now!

Op is scheduled for 13:30 tomorrow, but nil by mouth from midnight tonight, so I'll be gnawing the legs of the bed by tomorrow afternoon!

They keep going on about having showers.........who do they think I am? 

Anyway, I'll let those who are interested know when I'm out the other side. 😉👍

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47 minutes ago, Buckster said:

He was riding a bicycle, don’t encourage the twat, even if he is your gay lover.

Still went places you couldn’t on the heap of chromed wank you ride around on 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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1 hour ago, Skippy said:

Out on the mountain bike today. Covered 43klm at an average speed of 17klm/hour which isn’t bad for an old fart. Much of it was on gravel and dirt tracks.

I’m proper knackered now 😝😝🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

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Nice one @Skippy, what you need now is a nice ebike! 😉👍🚲

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1 minute ago, Skippy said:

I’d love one mate, the only thing stopping me is the cost. ‘Kin expensive ain’t they!

They do vary a lot in price for sure. My Cube is towards the lower end, but it's a pretty good bike. 👍

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13 minutes ago, Tango said:

Thanks for the good wishes all. I'm currently in my room, having showered after having the world fall out of my bottom! The nurse walked into the room right in the midst of Mandy helping me insert the jollop! I had very little dignity before, I have absolutely none now!

Op is scheduled for 13:30 tomorrow, but nil by mouth from midnight tonight, so I'll be gnawing the legs of the bed by tomorrow afternoon!

They keep going on about having showers.........who do they think I am? 

Anyway, I'll let those who are interested know when I'm out the other side. 😉👍

Keep us posted Bob!

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14 minutes ago, Marcel said:

Anyone else find things a little shechy....Pete and Skippy hooked up ...few days later Pete announce he's going in for a hernia.....I don't think we're getting the whole story ....I bet he's going in for anal reconstruction surgery...

 

I made the appointment last week......I was 99% sure then it was a hernia because I had one as a kid!

But I wasn't going to say anything till the doc confirmed it.

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6 minutes ago, Tango said:

They do vary a lot in price for sure. My Cube is towards the lower end, but it's a pretty good bike. 👍

What model is it and what kind of price?

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1 minute ago, XTreme said:

I made the appointment last week......I was 99% sure then it was a hernia because I had one as a kid!

But I wasn't going to say anything till the doc confirmed it.

If you say so....Wasn't to active this week...What happened to Tango...Well I wish a quick recovery..

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5 minutes ago, XTreme said:

I made the appointment last week......I was 99% sure then it was a hernia because I had one as a kid!

But I wasn't going to say anything till the doc confirmed it.

Was as you thought pete?

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