Buckster Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 As is evidenced by the threads being started here. A bunch of myopic coffin dodgers drifting into seasonal depression and needing to wallow in each other’s misery, wouldn’t be so bad if you rode your bikes but no, let’s see what your worst bike was, what did you hate but now love (for Six that one is easy, he hated getting fondled by the guy in the van outside the school gates but now he loves being the guy in the van). Tym is wandering around lamenting the joys of shooting people while dressing up as shark bait and littering the ocean with the contents of his Halloween collection, Pete is desperate for photos of dead animals and the real possibility of being gang raped by subterranean dago midgets, then we have the nursing home brigade always one step away from a flounce, if Clive gets anything good for Christmas then he will have a meltdown and delete himself. Then we have the couple of colonists who actually ride but still don’t understand that temperature is measured in Celsius (you cunts). I’m unrealistically hoping that Pedro can still save the day but he rides a BMW and it’s only a matter of time before he starts posting his Christmas menu of giblets and slug anuses. Even the bitches seem permanently on the rag these days, steeped in indecision and bad taste and the latest influx of new members look like the refugees from a gay leper colony. So as usual it will be down to me to show the outside world that there is at least one actual biker here and it isn’t just a collection of wannabes and hasbeens. You’re welcome. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 No skulls for you and may parps dressed like santa's speaking Dutch deliver coal for christs mass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 I just had a brainstorm, convert a cooler into a boom box that floats, tow it out into the middle of the bay and rock and roll at max amps. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Buckster said: I’m unrealistically hoping that Pedro can still save the day but he rides a BMW and it’s only a matter of time before he starts posting his Christmas menu of giblets and slug anuses. I was hoping for a ride report from you, I posted this while you were out on your trans-UK ride only to produce a single picture out of it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Buckster said: his Christmas menu of giblets and slug anuses. Has a slug got an anus ???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 Just now, boboneleg said: Has a slug got an anus ???? It's the tastiest bit ... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 4 minutes ago, Pedro said: was hoping for a ride report from you, I posted this while you were out on your trans-UK ride only to produce a single picture out of it. Quite right, for a start how many times did it break down ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Buckster said: If Clive gets anything good for Christmas then he will have a meltdown and delete himself. We don't do Christmas. So i won't be getting anything........Bah Humbug!. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 There's no stopping him since he got a Camera is there? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 14 minutes ago, Clive said: We don't do Christmas. So i won't be getting anything........Bah Humbug!. Your life sounds so full of joy Clive 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 2 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Your life sounds so full of joy Clive Worked over most of the last 18 Christmas holidays, just got out of the habit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 4 minutes ago, Clive said: Worked over most of the last 18 Christmas holidays, just got out of the habit. Spoil yourself this year and have a mince pie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 Been eating them for the last month Asda,s finest...love em.......Ho Ho Ho!. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 24 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Your life sounds so full of joy Clive Only thing worse that could happen is Bruce turn up at the door dressed as Santa bringing him another bike! I'd give it a few months and we'd be onto Clive III. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 Unless I win the lottery (unlikely as I don't buy a ticket, a tax on simple people.) another bike will never be in my shed. When the scoot has to go I will disappear too......when?.....who knows. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 Just now, Clive said: When the scoot has to go I will disappear too......when?.....who knows. You don't have to have a bike to post here Clive! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 Just now, XTreme said: You don't have to have a bike to post here Clive! Your thinking of Skyrider. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 3 minutes ago, Clive said: Unless I win the lottery (unlikely as I don't buy a ticket, a tax on simple people.) another bike will never be in my shed. When the scoot has to go I will disappear too......when?.....who knows. I would have a Honda CB750f2n again...........about the only bike (apart from the VFR) I would happily own. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Clive said: Your thinking of Skyrider. no need for that 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 12 minutes ago, skyrider said: no need for that They're all Trolling here now Lionel.......I think @Six30 has been rubbing off on them! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted October 30, 2021 Author Share Posted October 30, 2021 2 hours ago, XTreme said: You don't have to have a bike to post here Clive! He doesn’t have a bike now. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 Is ploughing a field really riding though... at least Buckster will have an extra hours daylight in the mornings soon . 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 I love this time of year, i can go out at night and still be in bed by 6pm. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 5 hours ago, Mawsley said: that is one worried looking dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 On 30/10/2021 at 10:55, Buckster said: As is evidenced by the threads being started here. A bunch of myopic coffin dodgers drifting into seasonal depression and needing to wallow in each other’s misery, wouldn’t be so bad if you rode your bikes but no, let’s see what your worst bike was, what did you hate but now love (for Six that one is easy, he hated getting fondled by the guy in the van outside the school gates but now he loves being the guy in the van). Tym is wandering around lamenting the joys of shooting people while dressing up as shark bait and littering the ocean with the contents of his Halloween collection, Pete is desperate for photos of dead animals and the real possibility of being gang raped by subterranean dago midgets, then we have the nursing home brigade always one step away from a flounce, if Clive gets anything good for Christmas then he will have a meltdown and delete himself. Then we have the couple of colonists who actually ride but still don’t understand that temperature is measured in Celsius (you cunts). I’m unrealistically hoping that Pedro can still save the day but he rides a BMW and it’s only a matter of time before he starts posting his Christmas menu of giblets and slug anuses. Even the bitches seem permanently on the rag these days, steeped in indecision and bad taste and the latest influx of new members look like the refugees from a gay leper colony. So as usual it will be down to me to show the outside world that there is at least one actual biker here and it isn’t just a collection of wannabes and hasbeens. You’re welcome. Aaw sweety have you stopped taking the tablets again? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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