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5 minutes ago, Mawsley said:

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Apparently Bozo has accepted his apology for breaking social distancing guidelines......and the matter is closed.

I'm not entirely sure how getting caught with your bit on the side is now termed "breaking social distancing guidelines"......but I could have done with that get out of jail card when I was in the divorce court in 1983.

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Mosquito trap..... lands on salt thinking its sugar, gets thirsty , thinks bottle cap has water in it but its really rum , gets drunk , trips over stick , bangs his head on stone , hence killing it self .

 

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19 minutes ago, Six30 said:

Mosquito trap..... lands on salt thinking its sugar, gets thirsty , thinks bottle cap has water in it but its really rum , gets drunk , trips over stick , bangs his head on stone , hence killing it self .

 

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Run it over with your van you twat!

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14 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Run it over with your van you twat!

or take it to an abandoned railway station , play it some seventies porn music , then stamp on it..... then whinge about how hot it was and video a dusty spanish road ..... again.

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