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He told me not to mention this but @busabeast house got broke into last night and some personal items got stolen, he dont deserve this shit .. and i hope who ever done this gets caught and gets whats coming to em... if any one see these items on boot fair sites or marketplace any info would be much appreciated. Items stolen: 1 x 18” light up sparkle unicorn dildo 1 x large tube of strawberry flavored lube 1 x Cucumber 1 x signed photo of a shirtless Freddie Mercury 1 x rope 1 x bag of cable ties 1 x pair of nipple clamps 1 x roll of gaffer tape 1 x butt plug 2 x pink fur lined handcuffs 1 x Paddle 1 x 36" 2 headed orange dildo marked in sharpie with the words “Lord Carrot” 1 x deluxe inflatable goat 1 Deluxe unclothed Phillip Scofield inflatable Reward for any info.

Today I have mostly cleaning the house with the Mrs as we have a youth worker visiting tomorrow to talk about helping our youngest. Good thing but the Mrs is fussing so I pitched in and helped out as it is as much my responsibility as hers. Anyway that done I was on a roll so cleaned the bike and did some weekly maintenance. Now wasting so time until I do some more while the house is quiet.

That reminded me i downloaded some hair app on my phone which of the two do you think @Pedro's hair was like before he lost it all and became cool like me

Shitty connection today, not going to upload many pictures. I sent some to Sofia but I think I can only get proper signal from the of the dune. Also the brits here are pretty disappointed that there’s no tv room to watch their footie

Fixed

didnt miss that at all

Lazily rode on the open roads to Merzouga today, mostly at 80 or 100kmh respecting the speed limits. Average fuel consumption went from yesterday’s 4,2 or 4,3 to 4,1lt/100km Also played around a little on some pistes, and some off piste. I learned offpiste is an amazing way to get lost, and also I can’t manage this bike on soft sand. So I will respect the bike and not try something a bit silly I had planned. Tomorrow will ride around just a little bit, and take the afternoon to rest, will sleep here again.

Just got an email saying on this occasion they will let me off the parking fine (for parking in the middle of nowhere outside Starbucks) but next time they won’t. Can’t be good for business because I won’t be going back there.

Now off to take my boy to the Health Centre to register, and then to the School to modify their contact details to him and not me. Cos she don't like it. Then 2.30 we leave for Alicante to go and fetch the horrible cunt!

Looks like me 15 years ago!

Me too. A real monkey bike.

@Pedro chose the wrong pic , the one with the donkey had my vote... think i'll vote @XTreme he's made an effort with this one

Moon might take a punt But will always be a cunt.

. For that you get no cake bitch.....

The bike can do it, for sure, but: It’s better to lower tire pressures, I won’t because the desert is rocky as hell and I want unbroken wheels. I don’t have the confidence to go as fast as needed on sand, but I will search instruction and get that confidence. I had intended on a crossing between Taouz (near Merzouga) and Mhamid (Zagora), if you want to check on google maps. Most of that is easy hardish ground that I have no problems with, but there’s a stretch of a few kms of sand that can be problematic more so if alone. Tomorrow I’ll ask around someone that is not trying to sell me a guide before finally taking the tarmac. I will give the first bit of the cross a try in the morning to have a little fun. Getting a very heavy bike stuck in the sand somewhere with no service is a good way to get yourself dead, or to ruin a good bike getting out of trouble. I’ll see tomorrow. I did have a blast sailing through shorter 30 meter bits of soft sand on set pistes though, 4th gear me made feel like a hero (a nervous hero). It’s when you have to slow and turn and do things it gets tricky

So, Saul fitting muffs to his bike made me remember this joke: John had been told by his friends that Helen, his crush was not as innocent as he thought and had been around the block a few times. He couldn’t say no to when she invited him in after driving her home from the office party, and things started getting a little frisky. Having had a few drinks John was more confident than normal and slipped his hand under her skirt. And Helen said: you can go farther than that John! So he slipped his hand under he panties. And Helen said: you can go further than that John! So he slowly slipped a finger in, not believing his luck while doing it. And Helen said: You can go further than that, I want two! John was a little surprised but went ahead and slipped the second finger in! And Helen said: You can go further than that, John! By now John was getting a little annoyed at her pushiness but slipped a third finger in! And Helen said: You can go further than that, John! And John, loosing his mind did something that he never even dreamed about and slipped his hand in!!! He was expecting her to complain in pain! And Helen said: You can go further than that, John! John by now was feeling both anxious and frankly worried about Helen, but he slipped the second hand in! Helen finally moaned, and asked: Oh John, try and clap your hands! John said: I can’t! And Helen said: I know, it’s really tight isn’t it?

Make it chocolate and I'll be right over

Same here, need to bake a pie to keep the van warm, darn. Looks like it is going to be cold all week here. Now it’s snowing

Same old.. Work.. And work... Oh I changed my profile pic on facebutt...a few lady's pass out.. I think they got flash back from younger years.. Automatic orgasms...

Well if a job is worth doing it's worth doing 3 times Nomisting this time but I went to reset the clock today and none of the buttons were working. By putting the extra gasket in it has lifted the bottom side of the buttons away from the micro switches to reset, mode and abs. Must only have been 1 or 2mm but enough to stop them working. Never mind stripped apart again took out the old foam gasket and replaced it with the new one I got. All seems well and the buttons are working again. Got stripping the clocks off to a fine art now after having so much practice.

I voted for you, the gay moped is almost invisible in the picture.

I voted for the Welsh/Ginger/Dago bloke, I likey the train pic

I got 3 votes now......probably all wind up ones who'll switch at the last minute.

OMG !! you do money shots as well

Your daughters look like a monkey?

Bobo neleg ought to be driving a boat. Fred clearly thinks he's riding a goat. Skippy's parked up beside the spanish main Whilst Pete has chosen a dago train Tango,s bike is looking for water and Pedro's seems to be with one of my daughters A tractor, a horse and a Harley clearly designed to haul only one choice left, better call SAUL

You need to find roads with gates on. the quantity of photos i take are directly related to how many gates are on route LOL

Done, see you soon.

At 9am today it was 0⁰c .....thankfully it wasn't blowing a gale like it has been over the last few day so it didn't feel all that cold but still.....

I may switch my vote.

I think it's a great pic......and if somebody else had posted it they'd be in with a shout. Not me though......just watch all my votes switch to somebody else at the last minute! Though from my POV even a CB500X parked by a train is better than what we've currently got!

I notice Saul went for the gloves on the seat move, the boy has been reading up.

Another day in paradise

13 forecast here.....but I've got to go to Alicante Airport to get the munter and the boys!

Lube?

Do videos count?

Well, Pete helped this ol codger recover his login after all these months (have been busy working between California and Reno, trip to England, trip thru Wyoming, Montana and Idaho, so kept putting off asking for help. Problem arose when i had to change my email address due to retirement and the old company finally killing my old address. Anyways, back to fun shit! We rode the new Wyoming Backcountry Discovery Route, a trail across the state that makes us think we are rock solid adventure riders. A little drama as the ride leader broke his leg the second day, right before i joined up after my England trip (pending ride report on that awesome country trip!!) Here are some shots:

couldn't you get some of your staff from the castle to plot up with cameras on the route your riding to take photos of you ?

Hmmmmmmmm, personally I don’t know many dogs that own a camera