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I wonder why there's never anybody there when you go shopping, I'm told that it's like this at all other times

Cos @Renegade is now 70! He'll have no problem adapting to it cos he's looked 70 for the last 20 years! Best wishes you toothless, doddering old twat!

Eldest son getting some shit at work, so we've had a couple of chats, mainly for him to vent! His regional manager is being a c*nt! Anyway, it's spurred him on to try to find a better job. Hopefully something will come up soon. Other son is also job hunting at the moment, because he's pretty p*ssed off where he's working too. It's the age old story of people getting promoted beyond their capabilities, as long as they kiss ass to their bosses! In other news, we've booked flights and hotels to visit family for a few days from Boxing day, so hopefully that'll work out OK.

So far this week life has been chucking shite in my direction and this morning I woke up thoroughly hacked off. But I just got a txt from a mate saying there’s a Black Friday sale on ski passes this Friday and to book up n come on over to their place. Gonna fill my lungs with some fine mountain air. Cheered me right up that has.

Watch out for the best before dates if it's that busy.

Finished a short paddling video today. It was a misty day last week with lots of low cloud and fog. A wonderful day for a paddle around Garden Bay lake. It was cold so I got to try out my drysuit. Kept me super warm and if I get lost I will be easy to spot! The drive there is also a fun run.

I am pumped in a mix of unpleasant apprehension and excitement. Spent the day at home, did a little work in the morning, plus washed the bike, packed my stuff only waiting for the laptop to go in, all ready to go tomorrow. Then tried to book a ferry only for FRS's system to be acting up, called them and ended up booking one for thursday. This way I avoided the stress of technical difficulties and tomorrow will leave the house using tiny roads instead of the motorway. I'll have a first night still in Portugal after riding either to the inner Alentejo or the Algarve, depending on the weather. Then on Thursday it'll be a quick 350/400km ride to the ferry that I'm going to try and board at 12:00 Portuguese time, might be tight and if late I'll spend 4 hours waiting for the next one. Also called the hotel where Maria passed away to try and arrange a short visitation, not wanting to commit to a room before being there communication was being very difficult as the Moroccan on the other side wasn't at all getting what I wanted. I'll leave it to the moment when I get there. It's half a mile after getting out of the boat so I can't help but face that head on. After all that I had a shower and prepared for dinner, to then realize it was only 15:30. My mind is absolutely racing and it seems today is taking twice as long, I'll have some wine tonight! Also realized I can't pack worth shit! We used to take the same stuff in double, but somehow I'm ending up with the same space used for what should be way less

Happy Birthday Phil. If anyone offers you the bumps.....just say NO!

Have you seen the sea since then?

Happy birthday mate. I think that everyone is being incredibly cruel.............but maybe liquidise the cake, just in case!

Happy birthday …. he’s out celebrating already

Spend three days with him and we won’t see him for fifteen years.

Think I have TOTY wrapped up.. Or should I continue with my madness..

Not as many times as we've seen your van you annoying cunt! But here's one you ain't seen from my first week in Spain!

Been running all over the place in work this week as we had a lad leave a few weeks ago and our customer has pointed out a lot of gaps in the documents he's produced over the last year. Yet he left because he thought he was better than everyone else and should be paid more, fucking prick wasn't worth what he was on and i told him a few times whenever he said he was better than the other boys, and to make me hate him more i think I've picked up a speeding ticket today traveling to sort one of his fuck ups. He better hope i don't bump into him in the near future if i get a ticket fucking prick, I checked the tracker on the van 52mph in a 40 ffs, i was just following the cars in front and they were pulling away from me, don't think i'm going to get away with this one or should i say, i don't think the wife is going to get away with this one LOL

HAVE A GREAT BIRTH DAY PHIL! (loud and slow Pete said...)

Well I have a confession to make... I was into the sauce last night... Did you notice?

You just need a nice sea shell to hold to your ear. That was how we did it in the 70s. That and high precision time keeping with dandelions.

Midget bait.

First week in Spain back in 2005!

This is one of my mom's brother.. He was a captain in the canadian navy.. Served on the destroyer Huron for many years.. This was taken at the recruitment office not long after he retired... She had two brothers in the forces.. John mallet was in grown army.. Don't remember what was his rank but it was higher than captain... Extremely smart.. Started school in grade 4...was recruited straight from highschool...

Just imagine what you could achieve if you didn’t think

Hello peeps

Don't be jealous, you are still number one big guy!

Are you having Marcels baby? I bet it will be hairy and not have opposable thumbs.

Just the thing for Britain's road crews me thinks. https://utwpods.com/collections/safety-pods/products/walkingpod-pro?utm_source=2060digital&utm_medium=facebookinsta&utm_campaign=retargeting

my mrs didn't get away with one a few years back..

Kind of, have been throwing things in a cabin bag since I got back new coffee machine for Mr S so he’s a happy chappy and a kettle that won’t make tea that tastes like plastic for me Managers so often a triumph of ambition over ability. If you have any semblance of competence yourself you have to be careful around their fragile little egos and play their dumbass power games do not miss that rubbish. Suppose at least it’s motivated your boys to do something about it.

Based on my numbers you need to work at it some more, i have you down for Dumbass of the year so far if it makes you feel better.

The rider looks really small, I wonder if it is based on Pete?

Happy birthday have a great day.

I absolutely love that!

He’s so happy, wait until he farts, Yens would need an exhaust vent.

They actually would do it! If they can kill a few more Pensioners along the way then all the better! That meme gave me a week's suspension on FaceButt!

Buns are hot, get them while you can! I also made some coffee, but some tea can be arranged for those who prefer such beverages. Now the van is toasty warm and smells awesome!

ummm, thanks for the info

Just did the weekly food shopping! Fucking packed as usual!

Where's the mods, getting all political again.

Shit......he was a legend! Complete one-off!

Was his first name Timothy by any chance?

Happy birthday Phil!

Happy Birthday Phil, hope you have a great day

Is it just me... But this thread is almost to nice in the light of you twats.

How many pairs of denture has he gone through..

https://www.express.co.uk/news/us/1700286/Walmart-shooting-Gunman-Virginia-Chesapeake-USA-police-Twitter-DXUS And we are off to Asda this morning......

Just a reminder that BOTM nominations will be on Sunday and Monday......with voting Tuesday and Wednesday! Two weeks after that it's MOTY and TOTY!