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I once dated a girl with a twin, and people asked me how I could tell them apart. Lisa usually painted her nails purple, and Bob had a cock!

Here's the finished product.

I may come and watch (laugh at) you, it's only 25 minutes from me, and it's free to spectate.

DBM's headquaters

Pete has taken up cycling?

That didn’t translate as well as you thought.

There was a neighbourhood cat that used to go under the bike cover and piss on my F1 in 76/77. Soon as it warmed up it was fucking minging.

I have done trackdays at donny and Cadwell and Cadwell I crashed at park corner and at donny I ran off at coppice after having a bike stuff it up the inside and I had to stand the bike up. I plan to do a day in the novice group for my first outing to get to know the rsv and get myself back in to track riding

I'm not determined to injure myself I just need something to do with my spare time now that rugby is out of the window and I have thoroughly enjoyed the 4 trackdays I've been on so far so what better way to fill my time than scare myself stupid every once in a while. I'll leave the stamp collecting and knitting to you

That would be good Clive, let me know if you chose to pop along and we can meet up for a cuppa

That looks nice! My brother's friends with someone that won a portuguese championship dedicated to amateurs an open class bikes with something very similar to that. He's also a big and tall guy, says a big twin like that suits him a lot more than a 4 cylinder bike. His has two exhausts, though, here on the corner of this picture.

Couple of pictures Sofia took when riding pillion with me on a couple of roads she wasn't too keen on going with the Speed Triple, accessing viewpoints

I've got the 7" single of this!

i dunno about long runs outside the bathroom...I try to be always under 10 miles away from my BMW service department, takes most the worry away... i;ll go for a drive, get about 5 miles, turn around, drive by the shop, go 5 miles the other way, BMW ownership, its a freedom all its own.

A knot will sort all of them.

I didn't even know they had Butlins in Spain??

Planning out a few longer runs for when I get it back. This is on the list.....

So basically only one of these combinations actually works properly, is that what they mean to say?

Trying out my new intercom thingie that i had just fitted to my crash hat and I had youtube running on my phone. Because I have listened to the Lime in the Coconut song last time this came up instead by the same bloke. Jigging round the kitchen with my crash helmet on, love it.

Ohh I saw a factory for the big Italian brand Luxotica today. It reminded me to tell you that whilst in Southern Germany I saw a couple of Liebherr factories and got quite excited. Triumph seems to so well abroad Back latish for tea. Everything shuts at 7 so struggled to find an open shop on the way home. Note in picture the spar says open all day but we got there at half 7 and as soon as a grabbed a pack of sausages the shutters went down on the fridge. Still, managed to get some onions, bread and a bit of grappa. Tasted pretty Italian definitely. With a bit of HP. Salut

What Pedro said!

Same here, great tune

I try to have it clean and presentable at all times, Pete!

It’s also japanese and lightweight, so a pretty safe bet!

Could be a good step in the right direction for @XTreme, he will be back to beginner stage by the time he has a bike again.

No idea where it was, but I have one suspicion!

Better to have your track day at Donington........Cadwell is nice but not as safe as Donington.

Let you know Rich.

Shame I ain't a video recorder, to recorded the ensuing carnage.

Yeh.....good idea Clive! The stupid boy seems determined to injure himself one way or another!

Near the portuguese village of Paradela, where the Douro river enters Portugal, there is a tiny place called Poblado del Salto de Castro. That was built for the workers that built the dam there, on the Spanish side, and has since been completely abandoned. It's got a church or a chapel, etc. Right up you alley, I couldn't care less and didn't bother to go see it

Ain't heard that in some years.

You'll probably have to fit lever guards Rich................ https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/324596750099?epid=25018874930&hash=item4b93795713:g:HCIAAOSwB1Vgitfu&amdata=enc%3AAQAHAAAA8FqXpMuzfB982ldoD5ba10UnWjb7LzDVIv5zqbV3tQxyFlFb1KvQj3mF16XxNGxk07SuIlkTHkXbebyMVCHqeRPhowxWuEcZEanrjvPCjSt891RiLZCkwMuFvxlLrC6ie8TTqWWxN1ILahwmYZ3Vw3CZuLU9eLapRhIHK7bO%2FO65LYQlJm9avY8GdeOZbhESNsW5uI%2BSYaXVYVmlItUjiqqeywntSCHbfrJXi4lZvSfLTclyWr3D2iHRk2yP2qhvrTXeZeDa7awjn3McCl5rmSrjLNHDKk11ai62HISfvsFYjr4xIeH3Ji3kMnCI%2B39EoQ%3D%3D|tkp%3ABFBMnuGjmaxg

You'll be able to find your way back home after, too.........just follow the oil trail!

In answer to the burning question, my bum is fine because I don’t have the original seat (an instrument of torture) I have a Sargent.

The album version is worth a listen too, I think.