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At least I can push mine......

It's a damn fix i tells you, i almost died getting to where i took that photo and what happens @Grasshopper's Ride turns up after no appearance for weeks flutters her eyelashes and boom wins bike of the month WTF going on here

Out early before the heat.....so it was a decent round trip of about 100 miles! Without sweating my nuts off! Nice blue sky, nice blue water......I could get used to this you know! What about you @Slowlycatchymonkey?

someone should tell buckster not to go for a ride when your upset or angry....

Picking this up tomorrow. Nephews just bought it , been in storage for 10 years , turns over , needs light restoring , we’ll see. he’s just done his cbt and got a cbf 125 to run round on , he wants to learn to work on bikes and get this running, good on him , told him there will be a lot of swearing and he may need deep pockets

It’s a bitchfest, plain and simple.

It’s a none runner as well.

"Almost" just doesn't cut it these days Fred!

Brilliant news the Bandit is fine The knocking noise is occurring at certain revs only and Mark says its just something vibrating very loudly. He’s coming down another day to find it. Very happy. Apart from the Raybans but heyho rather some sunnies than my bike!

My wife's sisters and brother are coming here for the week -6 of'em! It's gonna be hard to avoid them for a week, but I'll give it my best. Had to rent a large, 9 person van to pick them up at the airport and haul them around for a week. KInda looking forward to driving that so I can see what all the excitement about vans is. Drive report to follow.

"Old" RayBans now

Ooh BONUS I just sat on me new raybans

Took a late friday afternoon beach cruise after the beach, this is beach riding kit, just dont tell Julian.

You had an opportunity to pull this place up out of the gutter with a picture of a real bike and what do you do? Choose something that gets recovered in an estate car, this place is the pits.

Honestly I hovered between grasshoppers ride sir fallsalot and boboneleg until the beauty of bagheera led me to a clear conclusion.Suck it up LOOOOOSERRRRS.

I don’t need to push mine, IT RUNS!

I think she pushed it there.

Bunch of moped and hairdryer riding hipster cunts, that’s the problem.

It's Game Over! Congratulations to @Grasshopper's Ride..........and she's now the Cover Girl for the month of August!

Not sorted a will I mean I did, I insisted we did once we had kids. But then I met the bloke arranging our will and he was a mahoosive arsehole. I didn’t say a lot because Mr Slowly and I had decided what we wanted to do and written it down and they were Mr Slowlys family solicitors so he was doing the talking. Now I understand that people get distracted by looks and I look small and girly and was accidentally incidentally appearing weak n sweet but this bloke was soooooo rude. He looked me up and down and outright said I didn’t look capable of running a business, wouldn’t it be better to hand it back to his parents. I cut him a bit of slack based on some men being complete morons at judging character but then he decided the child care arrangements I wanted if my kids were under 18 were “unnecessarily complicated” (it was only two options!) and started rewriting and telling me what I would do with my kids, in fact I think you’d be better with a solicitor overseeing your affairs…. Well in front of this tesco school shirt wearing pencil pushing weedy puff of nothing Mrs Politeslowlycatchy disappeared and Mrs Gofuckyourselffast appeared and we left. He still typed it up, our version not his but funnily enough Ive never been back to sign it, never will.

It's no big deal really.....what I do isn't physically hard, but I do have to be available if needed. Last weekend I had no support tickets go in, but I've had to deal with 4 today. It's a lot easier now than when my boy walked out in 2016 leaving me in the lurch......as I've been systematically dropping off clients throughout that time. Plus Covid and Brexit have taken a few as well. I'll still take on new business but it'll have to be medium to large UK corporates with a healthy budget!

He must do as he took it off to paint it, unless he got Tony the Tools round to remove it for him

You will be doing a full service next.

Does @XTreme know how to take it off?.

Absolutely, just take it off for the photo

Nice one Pete, this photo might get you a vote next month

Obviously someone is envious of your cullinary skills, I'd be looking at some of the females as none of us neanderthals can cook

You keep hauling that gut in like that you'll have buttocks where your spuds should be.

recycled , probably use it on one of them 800 bmw thingies

The amount you bang on about about being gay theres little doubt you are Mr Greeneye

Gay

Lovely pics Sitting outside the dealers as miserable as f’in sin looking at spares n repairs bandits on flea bay Mark the mechanic has done the 9Ts mot and now he’s gonna ride the Bandit and have a listen. Fingers crossed I’m miserable for no good reason! Here’s a pic I thought six might like and yes it is a nice ramp

I’m doing fuck all again , might go for a crap in a moment

Let me think err never.

That snow (Jones Pass) is over 12,450 feet up... depends on which website yyou believe. Here's a picture Earache took at the top of the pass a few years ago with no snow. This was taken when I had a rental out there. Nothing parties like rental!

Friday dinner, to get rid of the covid shot side effects. Little bit of chorizo, then some ribs with salad and white rice.

1 year on …

Result!

Are we really going to have a fucking Harley on the front page?

Gay

probably snides any way

Slow revs and torque go a long way for fuel economy. My GS astounds me sometimes.

Sh;ell larf it off everyone says shes gay.

If you cant make it look good dont do it.

It'll buff out.

I'm off out early!

I like mushy peas ......but they don't like me.

Lots of flowers blooming up here. I really should figure out what kind they are someday...