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Not to shaby....I've kicked Buckster's arse twice today...I should be getting paid for this crap...lol

A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird. "I had tolio as a child," he answered. "You mean polio?" she asked. "No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes." When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked "What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!" "As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained. "You mean measles?" she asked. "No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees." The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear. "Don't tell me," she said. "Let me guess... Smallcox.

A widow and widower lived next door to each other. They had been neighbours for over 30 years, but each had lost their spouse not too long ago. Over a number of weeks, they had become close. One day, the man asked the woman if she enjoyed fishing. Yes, she replied, she used to enjoy fishing with her late husband. The man agreed to pick her up at 6 a.m. the next morning. They went down to the river at the time they decided the next day, and began fishing. After a while, the man began to move the boat upstream. They came to a fork in the river and the man asked the woman, "Up or down." Being nice, he wanted to let her decide. The woman looked around, promptly took off all her clothes and jumped on the old man. They had passionate sex. After a while, they redressed and resumed fishing. Later in the day, they came to another fork in the river. Again, the man asked, "Up or down," and once again the woman stripped and another round of passionate sex commenced. That evening, upon arriving home, the man asked the woman if she would like to go fishing again the next day. The woman agreed. A little after 6 a.m. the next morning, they got to the river. As they came across that first fork in the river, the hopeful man asked the lady, "Up or down." "Down," the woman replied. A little surprised, the man headed that way. After a morning of fishing, they got to another fork. "Up or down," the man asked. "Up," the woman said. "Wait a minute," the man said. "Yesterday, when I asked that question, you took all your clothes off and we had passionate sex. What's going on?" "Well," the woman replied, "yesterday, I forgot my hearing aid and I thought you said "fuck or Drown!'"

Jacko is feeling terrible and goes to the doctor. ‘‘Sorry,’’ says the doctor, ‘‘I have some bad news. You have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus. It’s called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live. There’s no known cure so go home and enjoy your final precious moments on Earth ...’’ So Jacko trudges home to his wife and breaks the news. Distraught, she asks him to go to the local working mens Club as he’s never been there with her before. They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and wins £35. Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins £320. Then he gets the full house and wins £5,000. Then the national game comes up and he wins that too, getting £780,000. ‘‘Son,’’ says the bingo caller, ‘‘I’ve been here 20 years and I’ve never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full house and the national game on the same card. You must be the luckiest person on Earth!’’ ‘‘Lucky?’’ Jacko screams. ‘‘Lucky? I’ll have you know I’ve got Yellow 24.’’ ‘‘ fuck me’ says the bingo caller. You’ve won the meat raffle as well

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About 4500 years since the flood, the numbers are consistent.

Well it makes way more sence to me than Mosse being able to populate the entire planet to numbers we have today and that the earth is 6 thousand years-old.....don't you think ?

Im not saying it was random...I beleive in Christ and of a higher power....but I surely beleive the earth is more than 6 thousand years old...

Im thinking at the beginning there was maybe one of many super massive black hole...they merged...and at a certain point they couldn't hold there massive size together and a immense explosion happened and created this expanding universe....

You really need to stop trying to repeat things you read on google, especially given your borderline illiteracy.

I'll tell you exactly how this universe was formed... Have you ever heard of a black hole ton 618 I beleive...with the mass 66 billion solar mass...

They have made up the age based on what they don't know.

New space telescope....don't tell me those are photoshop imagines..

Has anyone been there? Has anyone observed them forming?

Like what....don't tell me they have actual pieces of the Arc...

You do realize they have just found fully formed galaxies older than the supposed big bang ..

In Kentucky, it's a museum and educational resource.

It's all there https://answersingenesis.org

And where is that exactly ? On a mountain ?

Hey where is your evidence about the young earth...Im waiting to be in lighten...

Roland has the typical Harley built...fat fuck with a pot belly...lol.

Don't worry about my legs...the 950 is the trickel charger...its almost 950 season...